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Extract from a secret tape!
Location: Classified.
[Static] [Silence, broken by a soft scraping sound at 12 second intervals] [bzzzzt...][indistinct static]"Rest in [bzzt!] pieces..."[crackling static] [fZzz]"I want this island [bzzzzzt!] nuked the moment..."[loud crackling sounds] [Silence] [BZZZZZZZZT!][loud static]"Today, a talking monkey hired our boat. Ok, there...[brrrrrt!]Three days of hard sailing – engines at full – no idea where we’re going...[blip! blip!]radiation readings getting higher...[fzzzz]Hot as hell on the deck...[whirrrrttt!]monkey had climbed back onto the deck and was working on the series of wenches...[bzzzzzzzzztt!]a big black tarp...[fzzzzt!]bleach mixed with rosemary and ionized air and blood and puke and iron...[crackle!]holes where eyes should be and a mouth like a... [brrrt!]skull with teeth and a long sloping...[fzzz!]humanoid. Muscles beyond compare...[BRRRRRRRRTTT!]IT...[bzzzz!]bringer of glory...[brrrrr!]IT is not finished..."[Loud indistinct cackle] [Silence] [brrrrrrttt][some static]"He first appeared over a year [bzzt!] made contact through a bartender...[bzzz!]real monkey. Red hair, long tail, and [bzzzzt!] glowing eyes..."[fzzzz] [brrrrrt!]"At first I thought it was the smell [bzzzzt!] burning metal and bleach and something horrible organic..."[indistinct static for a long time] [Silence for about a minute] [Loud sizzling noise]"figure of silent death has descended...[brrrrt!]a last meal before his restoration..."[BZZZZ!] [loud shuffling noise and roar] [bzzzt!]"god. Oh god. Oh god. Jesus what the f..."[fzzzt!] [loud roar and wet crunching sound] [Long, silent pause] [Indefinite silence] [A man's voice] Analysis complete. 
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Hmm...reads like Zero resurrected ummm...IT??? (How did he manage that I wonder...)
And who is this Gemini now? And who is NCINancy?:confused:
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07-04-2009, 06:12 AM
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If only...:rolleyes: btw, welcome back to these parts.
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Hahahaha- this was the BEST part:
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This whole thing is getting pretty cool...
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