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Old 04-10-2009, 07:55 AM
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How Does A Penis End Up In A Grinder In The First Place?

Brisbane, Australia - A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.

It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.

A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.

Although the extent of his injuries is not known, paramedics who treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding.

He was transported to the Royal Brisbane Hospital.
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/arti...632881186.html
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:21 AM
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Ewe. If you were using a hand held grinder, I could see how one might ugly up his penis on accident. The blade could have got caught or snagged causing a 'kick back'. Powerful enough grinder and an inexperienced user, oh ya, I could see that happening.
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:11 PM
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In spite of the horrific nature of this industrial accident, I am relieved that grinder was not being used as a term for sandwich.
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:51 PM
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In spite of the horrific nature of this industrial accident, I am relieved that grinder was not being used as a term for sandwich.
Well, you could probably just about do that with his now eh?
As for how...
I guess maybe he just wasn't getting enough friction from his cheese grater at home?
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Old 04-10-2009, 04:32 PM
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Well, you could probably just about do that with his now eh?
As for how...
I guess maybe he just wasn't getting enough friction from his cheese grater at home?
You know it's funny, when I first read this, as I was contemplating how it could have possibly happened, I thought of you, not just because it was in Australia, but...I asked Dustin, "Couldn't you just see Cheeba saying something like "I dare you to..."?...lol
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Old 04-10-2009, 06:07 PM
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first thing that jumped into my mind :


'well.....you're fucked now'
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:40 PM
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"Couldn't you just see Cheeba saying something like "I dare you to..."?...lol
If it'll do more damage than a stapler, generally I steer clear.
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