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so this is what my romantic life has come to . . . rejected by the local drunk. sheesh
ahh well . . . at least there's always beer ![]()
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I work in the restaurant industry, which means "Office Romances" happen daily. Depending on when your shift is over and who gets cut at the same time working a shift together can lead to sitting at the bar together which can lead to crazy drunken monkey sex(not literally Zero!). The best part is nobody really regrets or expects anything out of it. No strings attached.
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not like he would remember on Saturday morning anyway
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oh he would remember - i can guarantee he would remember
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when i was younger i hooked up a few times (i was a short order cook for awhile and that was always fun because waitresses came and went so nothing was ever serious). now it isn't so easy
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Meoooooooooooooooooow.......
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the punch line here is too easy - even for me:D
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I think we'd make a purfect couple... A hairy monkey and a naked puss-
*CENSORED*
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Well i think we have to avoid such things in office or work places. because you will not able to concentrate on your work if you do these kinda things.
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