Fear Street: Del 1: 1994 5/10
I'll let this IMDB review speak for me, because I'm lazy.
"It takes less than twenty minutes for this movie to rattle off every millennial's basic childhood pop rock playlist. I'm not kidding-in twenty minutes I counted eight 90s songs used. Eight songs in twenty minutes, meaning the film will transition from playing Cypress Hill to Radiohead with as little rhyme or reason as someone just flicking through radio stations. This isn't nostalgia; it's cheap, it's cynical, and it's irritating, especially when it's the only thing the film gets even remotely right about the time period it's meant to take place in. Top it off with some seriously unlikable characters and it all makes for a film that felt like a rough 100 something minutes to sit through."
Started on the second one and decided very early on this just isn't my cup of diarreha and moved on to something else. That else would be..
America: The Motion Picture 5/10
The creators was on drugs when they came up with this shit, right?
I'm too old..
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