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Final Update - Round of FOUR
And so...the final entry, came from Finalist Psycom5K.
"John Carradine: underappreciated horror great or rightfully neglected schlockmeister?
If he was a horror great, what was his greatest horror role, and why?
If he was a shlockmeister, what was his hammiest piece of horror cheese, and why?"
"Schlockmeister, why you say? Well it is defined as "One who produces or deals in inferior or shoddy goods or material." Carradine was known as the B Movie King. and we all know that B movies aren't the best. Now, as for his hammiest film, I myself having only seen him act in The White Buffalo, which is a western, I can't really tell you which work was his hammiest, but after looking at his list of works, a few films sure sound like his hammiest. Like Satan's Mistress, or Frankenstein Island, but I'd have to say, by title alone.... Vampire Hookers. That name just resonates cheese to me."
And the esteemed presiding Judge's verdict to that answer was...
"Some effort, not a whole lot of analysis, ignores a lot of other data on Carradine and has few specifics. I give him a 5. I'm confiscating his second heaviest weapon and rewarding an extra hp to each of his opponents."
Well...since Finalist Psycom5K does not have any weapons with him anyway, he stands to lose nothing in terms of arsenal.
However, EACH of the other THREE Finalists win 1 extra BONUS HP as decided by The Judge in his verdict!
This completes Round of FOUR. Let's now proceed into...
...THE ZONE!!
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"If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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