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If The Truth Be Told
Scrooge And I Were Lovers
He Wasn't So Stingy
Beneath The Covers
In Life I Wore Chains
When Tied To The Bed
A Bit On The Kinky Side
My Garmets He'd Shread
He Would Smear Figgy Pudding
All Over My Body
Dessert Was Delightful
And Never Too Shoddy
Then We Would Cuddle By The Fire
And Share Some Apple Wine
Yes My Life With Ebenezer
Was Most Very Divine
Now In Death I Visit
Every Christmas Eve
To Make Him Change His Ways
The Spirit Of Christmas He'll Believe
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