[ferretchucker]

now!

A howl is heard coming from Crab's house. Massacre Man runs out the front door, closing it behind him. Crab's voice can be heard.

Crabapple: Oh my Poonuts!

The sounds of screams, tearing and barking can all be heard by Massacre Man, who is out in the street. Rod and dojo appear next to him.

Massacre Man: How the hell did she have a baby?! A couple of days ago she was fine!

Rod: Don't you know anything?!

Illdojo: Here we go...

Rod: She's obviously a Were wolf. In a horror film I once saw. I think it was called the pregnant werewolf, the cross of DNA sent the body mad. Babies can be born within even hours of being conceived.

Massacre Man: Dammit! Why can't anything in my life be fucking normal?!

Illdojo: Duh. The prophecy!

Massacre Man: What prophecy?

Illdojo: I'm just screwin with ya, there's no prophecy. Now let's go before Snoopy bites off our dicks.

Massacre Man: At least I know there are dicks in the afterlife...NOW LET'S GO!!!

Massacre Man runs over to his garage. He opens the door, runs in for a minute, then a De Lorean identical to the one in back to the future pulls out. MAssacre Man drives away. Rod and Dojo are squeezed in.

Rod: So Marty, where're we going?

Massacre Man: Listen, it was cheap on eBay. I needed a car. Anyway! Why the hell did you kill your fiancé?

Rod: Fiancé? Who the hell are you on about.

Illdojo: Novarku...

Rod: Oh...I'm not sure...

The car comes to a stop infront of K-Mart. Massacre Man runs in. He goes over to an aisle and looks around.

Massacre Man: Perfect...

He takes a large crow bar, then goes to another aisle and gets a huge knife. He goes into another aisle, pick up a box of elastic bands and walk out. Somebody steps in front of him.

Massacre Man: Oh great...

Newb: You're fired. Maybe you should actually bother coming to work. Now that's two people I have to hire. One for you and one for that guy who died here... And are you going to pay for those?

Massacre Man: Listen, I haven't got any cash but I really need to-

Newb: No cash, no keep. They're the rules Massacre Woman.

Newb smiles to himself. Massacre Man clutches the knife.

Massacre Man: I'm so sorry.

A roar, a flash and suddenly, Hammerfan has dived into the shop, straight onto newb. Teeth flash and the beast roars. As Hammerfan lifts her head to make her final bite, She stops.

Massacre Man: I hate doing this.

He pulls his make shift weapon out of her. It's the knife attatched to one end of the crow bar by loads of elastic bands. The were wolf turns to him, it's eyes full of sadness. She slumps to the floor, and slowly, her body shrinks, her extra hair falls out and on the floor, only the naked body of Hammerfan, with blood on it's back remains.

Massacre Man: Get me a towelle. NOW!!!

Somebody passes him a towelle. He puts it over her body, picks her up and carries her outside to the De Lororean. He sits in the car for a moment, his head on the steering wheel. He starts driving away. From a bush a few yards from the car, two huge eyes can be seen.