[ferretchucker]

I hate those snooty school nurses who never believe you when you're ill. You go in there and it's "See how you do next lesson." when you have your fucking intestines ha nging out of your arse! Then they call your house on a weekday when the parents are obviously at work so nobody answers. Then you end up having to go across town to your nans and watch bloody daytime rubbish things like "Cowboys and Indians - The finalé" whilst eating satsumas. The best thing to do is put a bullet through your brain and save yourself from this immense boredom!