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:) you know your a texan when.......
..you use cheetah blankets as curtains.
..children are properly strapped in car seats.
..you worked at what-a-burger.
..tupperware is in every cabinet.
..neighbors ask if they can plug in an extension cord for some electricity because they spent all there money on crack.
..your arrested for distrubution of an illegal substance.
..you chop off the head of your teacher because you think there's a computer chip in her brain.(austin sickness)
..mexicans steal stickers off your car at a flea market.
..refinery's are in your backyard.
..uncle paul gives you a job.
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