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On the off chance any of you are unfamiliar with the works of Eric Cartman, he has:
Convinced the senate to allow abortions and stem cell research, so he could use the stem cells to replicate a Shakey's Pizza
Called a kids (Butters) parents repeatedly as that kid to convince his parents he was being bad (swearing at them, calling them names), and when they came home and were clearly BEATING him, he sat outside with a lawn chari eating snacks and said "I i were older, i would totally be jerking off right now"
Killed a kid's parents, ground them up, had them made into chili, and fed them to the kid's parents. When he reveled this and he started crying, Cartman licked his face saying "Your tears, they taste so sweet!"
In order to get to go to a birthday party, he convinced butters that an asteroid had destroyed civilization and hid himina bomb shelter, and then a broken old fridge, for over a week.
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