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Old 09-01-2006, 02:23 PM
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Originally posted by Marroe
That's why I'm anti-peeing outdoors. Something may bite my ass
Careful what you say out loud though, that always seems to doom me.

This one time, up north, we were fishing off the shore and I had to go to the bathroom. The BF said "oh just go in the woods". Well, I didn't just have to pee, so I said "I am NOT taking a shit in the woods, ever!" So we went into town and I got my wish to crap in a toilet. Well, that night my car decided to break down so we ended up sleeping in the car on the side of the road. Well, of course, the first thing I had to do in the morning was...so guess what your's truely had to do in the woods...not just pee...AND it was snowing, in the middle of May. At least I had TP with me. :eek:

Damn, I really do share too much information with you all sometimes don't I. :confused: :D
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