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Old 01-10-2006, 10:08 AM
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Re: About Jesus

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Originally posted by SKOOFx
Hello!

I am a Chronic Masturbater sent with the word of Satan!

I know you all love Jesus, but he is truly the work of sheer stupidity! I wouldn't even call him a prophet, but more of a"token undergrad hippie from the yester years ". He presents explicit and graphic displays of crappy magic and the early works david blaine(water into wine..HA!).

Please! Think about it! Maybe reverting to something a little more intelligent, such as Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Pt4! and other quality Troma Movies.

If you're interested in the boycotting of these horrible, farm animal fucking hick shit cults, please e-mail me for information!

JesusStoleMyWife@yahoo.com

Thanks, and please help me to spread the good word of the great Loyd Kaufman!

- Steven Spielberg



HAIL SATAN - HIGH PRIEST WISE!
in the words of Jesus1.0 "woot woot"
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