Why do fish smell funny?
Why is there a speed of light, but no speed of dark?
If a fly is a fly, is a fish a swim?
Do willy warmers actually work?
Why do Americans buld their houses out of wood, have they not heard of stone?
Do you ever get asked if you know why men have nipples?
Why do men have nipples?
Why is there a use buy date on sour cream?
Why do those bastards in fast food places Always put mayo on Every Damn thing?
Who was the first person in the world, and where did they come from?
And finally....
When we are young, we go to school to be taught about life, facts and figures about the world, truths about how to be an adult, to learn so called morals and to be a good citizen, and to maybe help to improve society in some way, then, for some reason, when it comes to God, we are told to forget rational thought, to ignore the lack of any scientific or historical facts, and to just have Faith that God not only exists, but is everywhere and is watching you, loves you, cares for you and wants only the best for you (as long as you are not gay).... I ask You, how can this be an act of an intelligent and rational species?