Awkwardness
 

What's the most awkward thing you've ever had to do or most awkward situation ever for you?

Its severly akward every time i do it but some Mornings i have to flag people at my bar who either never stopped or started too early or are just plain scumbags.
Makes me really hate my job.

What does "flag" people mean?

I have some good ones, waiting for some real post though.

Well I've got nothing :)

reposting

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Maybe I just don't find things like that awkward :D

sometimes I worry about you, elvis.

"That boy's not quite right" huh?

I don't know what he means, but I wake up drunks whenever I can. if I see someone who is asleep at a table I come up behind them and pinch them on the hips then scurry back to the bar, it literally takes them like 7-8 seconds to realize where they are and what just happened. I love to watch them look around confused.

it's not part of my job description, but what can I say? I like to go the extra mile.

I had to get my balls ultrasounded once. That was awkward. And I didn't even get a cute technician.


Go MD.

the problem is I don't know which one is the most awkward.

God that was so awkward. That was when I was at raynes and the doctor didn't do shit and I had to miss work and the baby kept throwing shit at my ballllls motherFUCKER.

ok so I'll tell one story:

in high school we were doing these dumb 2 person team book reports for english class. I was teamed up with this girl named sarah who I rarely ever said more than three words to and we were having fun doing this book report, she told me that she did a book report with my friend cody before and that he was really smart etc. and she really liked him. so I was like well ask him out yo, and she was like no, no, later etc. I was like fuck that, I'll ask him for you. so I turned around and asked cody if he wanted to go out with her. he totally ignored me and I got pissed off as sarah was kind of pulling my shoulder and saying stop, obviously he doesn't like me etc. and I was like fuck that, he's ignoring me he didn't hear me etc. so eventually I said something along the lines of "answer me you cock sucking faggot" and the teacher came in to hear it as cody started yelling at me he was beat red. the teacher was so shocked, I'll never forget his face. so sarah is trying to disappear into her desk, cody is absolutely livid and the whole class is staring at me. I got sent to the principals office, and we just talked about random crap for an hour. (principle = super cool and best friend's father)

then I saw cody years later at christmas and he introduced me to his... yes his boyfriend. so he told him that story to introduce us and I was like... yup that's what I said. :o

that's probably why in high school I stuck to just being terrible to everyone, because trying to be nice ended up even worse.

nothing but get creepy old asian doctors here, where is nph?

Hmm. One time I got hit in the head by a prop windmill on the field in front of 2000 people during our marching show.

Also I don't know what nph is.

I still don't get it. It's 3:30 am kiddo

neil patrick harris, he played a doctor on the tv :(

OOOOHHHHHH

No I got some big lady.

Just off the top of my head?

Had an examination, of my ass.
The whole situation really.
Good news in the end, but still, I don't think I could ever really be friends with my Doctor after that...

Most conversations with my mother, which are ALWAYS about her whining about her scumbag abusive boyfriends latest episode...not being able to sympathise (as I don't) yet not being able to say anything negative, as it'll just come back to me being "unsupportive" next time shithead's NOT on her shit-list. So I sit there in silence, until I get "are you still there?" numerous times.
Crazy women...

Uh, the other day, my friend burst in and hurled on my bathroom floor while I was taking a shit not 4-5 feet away from there. I was stoned as fuck off some bad-ass brownies...he was too, actually I gave him double what I had which is supposedly what made him hurl (which I think is bullshit, it's never made ME sick), so yeah...bit awkward, though in all honesty at the time it just seemed so ridiculous that I just sat there, still taking a shit, laughing at him.

Ex's.
No, generally speaking I do not want to "be friends"...

This isn't THE most, I can't think of that at the moment. Although coming out to the "rents" was up there.

One situation I hate is when you and a total stranger both turn into the same corridor/path/any long passage that you walk down. It's only awkward if you're both walking at the same speed, because you start to think "should I talk to them? Am I like...with them now?"

Then there's the thing of "should I speed up?" and if you do it makes it look like you're accusing them of being a psychopath and if you both have this thought and speed up at the same time, each one of you thinks the other is chasing them!

It's one of those things where both people involved know what's going on, but neither can mention it.

What about that thing when you're walking towards eachother, and both of you keep trying to get out of eachothers way, while getting into eachothers way?
It's funny, and it's awkward.
Though the weird thing is, even though I understand how this happens and that it's mainly good intentions on both parts simply trying to move forward/get out of the way, but every time this happens, I find myself thinking "fucking IDIOT!" about them.

Heh. Heh heh. Heh. Hehh hehe he he h heh heh he heh

shroomz or pot in the brownies?

They were made with thc extract butter, yeah.

Last week, I was at work for 14 hours Wednesday night/Thursday morning and getting ready to start my weekend. I was dead tired, and didn't feel like taking public transportation home, so I called a cab. The first thing I always do before I call a cab, go out to a restaurant/bar etc. is to double check my bank account to make sure that I have plenty of funding. I confirmed that everything was in good shape with online banking, and called the cab company.

When we arrived at my house, I handed the driver my debit card. It was declined. Since it was early in the morning, I thought there was a possibility that the banks had just opened their business day and some transactions that I had missed had went through. So I went in the house and transferred some funds to my checking account to ensure that everything would be covered (at this point, my online account still said I had plenty enough money to cover the fare) I went back to the cab and asked him to run my card again. He refused, saying he would not run the same card twice.

At this point I'm getting annoyed and paranoid. No worries, though, there's a corner market right across the street with an ATM machine. I hopped over and tried to make a withdrawal. No luck. At this point, I start to panic, and the cab driver starts swearing at me because he thinks I'm a deadbeat. He agrees to take me to my nearest bank branch (about a mile away) which has just opened for business. I go inside, and the cab driver follows me in, angrily pacing up and down the lobby. Luckily, the bank wasn't very busy, so I was able to talk to the manager right away. She ran my account number and told me my debit card had been suspended due to fraud investigation, and that I needed to call my home branch to find out what was going on.

At this point, the cab driver is still angrily pacing up and down the lobby of the bank as I'm using the bank phone to call my home branch. I'm in full panic mode, and the managers are starting to get annoyed by the cab driver. I finally get to talk to my home bank manager. Apparently, my debit card got suspended because two weeks prior I had used an ATM that someone had installed a fucking skimming device on. While I'm working things out over the phone, the bank manager mercifully let me take a withdrawal so I could pay the cab driver (who kept his meter running the entire time and ended up costing me a fortune) and get him out of the facility. Turns out there were a lot of customers who suffered the same fate as I had. The real kicker is that my card was still functional 15 hours before when I used it to buy cigarettes and some iced tea on my way to work.

I ended up walking the mile back home, completely exhausted but relieved that I still had all of my money in my account. That was kind of an awkward situation.

:D that's some classy shit right there. I've never puked from weed unless someone put tobacco with it and didn't tell me (I fucking hate that why bother?).

your mother sounds a lot like my mother, they should get together. does your mother like wine?


oh and weed makes me hurl.