Damn it feels good to be a n00b!!!
 

Hello all, If your genius minds didn't guess it already I'm a n00b here and just wanted to say hello. That was cheesy but oh well...

Ode To A n00b

Your love for the darkside,
Has landed you here,
If you don't mind a rough ride,
You'll have nothing to fear

You'll be greeted by many,
In ways that seem rude,
But, don't be all whiny,
When you get a "Fuck You"

It's all just a test,
Do you have what it takes?
Or will you fold like the rest,
and just leave in disgrace?

If you choose to stay,
We may fuck with you,
But, that's just our way,
Soon you'll do it, too

So, don't take things the wrong way,
And we'll all get along,
That's just how WE say,
"Welcome to Horror.Com"


I bet you KNEW you were gonna get that;)

well hello there ya fuckin noob!!! now go be a good little human and...........SHUT THE FUCK UP

or there will be more poetry ! untill you kill yourself just to escape the madness !!!!

LMAO...Now THAT is one hell of a serious threat! :D

Welcome.

Re: Damn it feels good to be a n00b!!!
 

Hello:p

sry had to put that in my sig it's awsome

Re: Damn it feels good to be a n00b!!!
 

yada yada yada.......
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You're back, like a rebel makin' trouble!
You're an assassin--kickin' ass on the double...

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
They're called Ghostbusters and they're in control
Had 'em throwin' a party for a bunch of children
While all the while, Slimer's under the building
So they packed up the crew, got a grip came quick
Grabbed the coats, got the proton packs on they back, and they split
To battle out Viggo, the master of evil
Try to battle my boys? That's not legal

Re: Damn it feels good to be a n00b!!!
 

velveeta?

where the fuck did you go to take that pic??

believe it or not .. it was sent to me :)

lol


dodgy emails.

a female friend .. extremely dodgy :)

Re: Damn it feels good to be a n00b!!!
 

You are al,ost worthy of the poic.

Re: Re: Damn it feels good to be a n00b!!!
 

You are al,ost worthy of the poic.

Hey muppet, yes you, ever heard of the ignore button?? no one realy has to see your crap so....

let down
 

wow that was kinda weak I completely expected to get alot worse by some of the other threads I read. Oh well. I did so love the poem though.

Re: let down
 

dissapointed eh???Fuck u bitch ass cum guzzlin noob i hope fat albert sits on your ass and u die from suufocation!!!!Happy now?????:D

Welcome:D

Welcome noob and happy horror!:D

hey, looks like fake dicks arent allowed on here either .. my post with the noob lounge picture got deleted :)

thanks dantehorrorfan... i feel better now