fool.....you just said you are low on beer.......it's like gold....don't be spilling it.:mad:

And who doesn't like larva being removed from an eye!?








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I'll send you a greeting for sure NE, right after this cold goes away...

she does have a nice rack :D

...but my ass is comfy! I don't want to get off it!

I'll have one in for you soon man. Life is hectic as Hell so I haven't really had the chance to sit down and come up with something, but I will :)

pssst, hey newb, I'll let you in on a little secret. They're not laughing with you, they're are laughing AT you.....ya old bastard!!!!!

Congrats! well deserved old man :D

I was on a roll too! Didn't waste a drop of the last 15.:cool:

same... 'cept I just sound like a dork and don't want to be on the radio :D

thanks dude.....from one "old" bastard to the other. ;)

15....meh.....amateur



:D

Okay- I'll write a script for you- "Hello everyone, this is Miss Macabre from Horror.com. Happy Halloween!"

How hard can that be?

She voted you smallest and least likely to "rise" to the occasion :eek:

hee hee.......such a way with the ladies

OK.....now you HAVE been talking to Mrs. Newb.

I guessss I can do that, I could do it in my A/V class even. I just have a high pitched, silly sounding, girly voice. When I sneeze it's so high dogs come running. :)

He's too busy jacking his junk to Shauna The Dead's pics :D

I'm getting nothing on NE Radio either?

try not to sneeze when you make the recording. ;)

I'd be very scared if you had a deep, intimidating, male voice; like Dr. Girlfriend.




NE Radio is working splendidly for me.

The HDC Hall of Fame Award is awarded to the members who have made HDC into what it is today - the one true destination of the horror fan.

The winner of this most prestigious Award this year has been around since times immemorial. He has seen a lot of members come and go through his time, but he's stayed around and stuck it out - through the last forum upgrades which saw plenty of members leave, through a couple of Mods' drunken banning sprees, through a huge troll invasion couple years back, through a mighty Battle Royale and countless tournaments...

...and none of that has stopped him from having the best sense of humor in all of HDC. Year after year, he has consistently won the Funniest Member Award for being the one sole guiding light of HDC. His light-hearted witticisms and beer-drunk comments, whether it be on naked women, Bible thumpers, radishes or just plain no-drama stuff...he's proven to be THE GLUE which holds HDC together, and made this place a real community on the Net for the rest of us.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Please rise...and applaud...

The lover of beers and boobs alike...

Our very own...


NEWB!!!


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I could do that, but it's just so dull. I want my big, radio debut to be something spectacular! ...which requires a bit more effort.

How about this? If I don't have something good by the 1st of October, I'll just fall back on the generic one. Deal? :)

What do you use to listen with?

I'm having no problems listening on windows Media pLayer.

WHAT....NO WAY......I'm such a role model :D


Thanks very much for this very prestigious honor.

Congrats NEWB!

***RISING AND APPLAUDING***


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Many, many congratulations, Newb. :)

congrats newb!

Pausing the radio to watch a few videos about the Paranormal Activity movie. Omg excited.

really....please....sit down....I'm blushing over here.....it could be the alcohol.....Thanks again ;)

Rock on Newb :D

I'm going Thursday to see Zombieland followed by Paranormal Activity... I'm already too excited!

And now that he's won the most prestigious Award of the night, I would like to call him on stage to present the final Award of the night.

Ladies and Gentlemen...

To present the HDC President 2009-2010 Award...


Newb! :)

Congrats NEWB! Now where the hell are the free peanuts??? I was told there would be PEANUTS!!

You mis-heard, there are poo-nuts.

I was gonna say that.

lmao! I've been gone awhile and have missed PooNuts!

hello.....is this thing on?........ok....on to the the President Award





It is with great honor that I bestow this next award to a very worthy receipeint. Nobody has done more for this site....put in as much time and thought and blood and sweat and tears.....yes tears...do you think he didn't shed a tear when each and every combatant met their demise in the Battle Royale...nay...for each and everyone of us are like his children. Many time we indeed act like children and he has guided us along with a firm yet kind hand....showing us the way and putting this site back on the right track.He alone has made HDC the finest community on the whole world wide web.Actually I think HORROR himself should be presenting this award....but what's the chances of that....huh....really...none..zilch...nata.

So with this award we make it official......as our spiritual guide and group leader ......members of HDC.....I give you none other than V


HDCs first.....PRESIDENT.

With this title comes great responsibility and nobody is more up for it than PRESIDENT V.


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I distracted you with a PM so I could get it in first. ;)













Congrats _V_! When's the inauguration party? I'll bring the liquor!

I'm definately going to see Zombieland, looks hilarious. Paranormal Activity looks amazing but it's not playing anywhere around here. Have to rally my friends to demand it.

Woo Hoo! Hail to the chief baby! Do we have to refer to him as "Mr. President"

Thanks guys. I try. :)

And thank you Newb for the kind words.

No, it's not that cool.
I request you stop talking, ha