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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

King of Swamp Castle: Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Guard #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Until* I come and get him.
Guard #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard #1: And you'll come and get him.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: Right.
Guard #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Leaving* the room.
Guard #1: Leaving the room, yes.
King of Swamp Castle: All right?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...
King of Swamp Castle: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...
Guard #1: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...
King of Swamp Castle: No, just keep him in here...
Guard #1: Until you, or anyone else...
King of Swamp Castle: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Guard #1: Just you.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: Get back.
Guard #1: Get back.
King of Swamp Castle: All right?
Guard #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
King of Swamp Castle: And make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: What?
King of Swamp Castle: Make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: The prince?
King of Swamp Castle: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: Oh, yes, of course.
[Points at Guard #2]
Guard #1: I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard.
King of Swamp Castle: Is that clear?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
King of Swamp Castle: Right.
[King of Swamp Castle turns to leave the room, both guards follow him]
King of Swamp Castle: Where are you going?
Guard #1: We're coming with you.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard #1: Oh, I see. Right.

ni.................................................. .

10-1, Monty Python and The Holy Grail bulldozes through The Pink Panther and scores a very quick and thumping win.

these go to......

SPINAL TAP

spinal tap

sooner or later i'm gonna have to chose between spinal tap and the holy grail ... that'll be a problem

8-1, This Is Spinal Tap scores a very easy and quick win over The Graduate.

never saw Animal Crackers.....so I shan't vote

Caddyshack

if Animal Crackers had Carl the groundskeepr, i would have voted for it.

i freaking loved animal crackers ...

but i'll grab Caddyshack before it any day.

chevy chase at the top of his game, as dangerfield.... ted knight as the perfect asshole. and thats without even mentioning bill murray ...

i have to be in the mood for animal crackers - i could watch caddyshack every day.

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 733805)

Same here. Rodney Dangerfield's role in that movie has been sound byte fuel for 30 years.

Naw. The "top" of Rodney Dangerfield's game is like the "bottom" of the Marx Bros'.

Animal Crackers.

caddyshack

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8-5, Caddyshack makes a daring surge and manages to fight past Animal Crackers to score a tough win.

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sorry - but its early in the morning and some days that 10 digit character minimum really pisses me off

I think I have to go with Clerks.

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 733959)

I agree in both manners .................