lego men hair cut

Body Parts

Bolt on top of your head.

assasination

rifle pendant

clean meticulous syringes

safety is on

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click... click... click...

B A N G...

bloody fingers

finger paint

i drank some paint and got sick

It was a chaser for the paste.

pasted it on the tips of my fingers and glued them to the walls

posts are missing, are we deranged?

made a thing of hot tea for cold weatha

a green woolen tea cosy

Four fingers

one short...........

four-finger discount - Simpson style.

beat you again


beat it.

beats you... WITH A MACHETE

less four fingers

i am a giant machete, and defeat all machetes effortlessly

useing sheer to forget the machete inccident.

What's sheer?

shear?

YOu use them for trimming...

Uhh, my stream of consciouness gone..

Oh, shears? :p

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Becoming a vengeful barber.

getting a lollipop

stabbing someone with an icicle, then laughing

running down the street then realiseing your house is in the other direction.

turning and slipping in the slush

smashing your face open

stitches across the bridge of your nose

picking of scabs and flicking them across the room into your unsuspecting flatmates food.

THE ODD COUPLE

doo doo doo doooooooo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooooo
*theme song*

go go dancing to a night light

thigh high boots and a baby bottle