Eric Idle

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Eric Idle.

eric idle .

Lucy for me

and NE should wash his mouth out for such blasphemy!!

6-2-2, Eric Idle wins rather easily over Lucille Ball and Marty Feldman.

Round 2 Match 19



Paul Reubens

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Nick Swardson

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vs.




Groucho Marx

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w...13/groucho.jpg

Sorry Pee Wee...

I can't think of anyone greater than Groucho.

Groucho Marx ............

say the secret word and win a prize!!!


GROUCHO

Groucho Marx

5-0-0, Groucho Marx wins pretty easily and scores a double shutout win.

Round 2 Match 20



Jackie Mason

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Peter Cook

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vs.




Don Knotts

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Another tough one! I have to vote for Don Knotts, simply for The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

DAMN STRAIGHT

2-0-0, Don Knotts off into a lead.

More votes needed...

don knots i guess

Also Don Knotts.

Don Knotts..............

and Don Knotts

6-0-0, Don Knotts scores a surprisingly easy double shutout win.

Round 2 Match 21



Richard Pryor

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Whoopi Goldberg

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Bill Cosby

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Richard Pryor

was this the 'black comedian' round??


RICHARD PRYOR

Richard Pryor

bill cosby

Bill Cosby

One of my favorites...Richard Pryor.

Richard Pryor.

Bill Cosby

more unique brand of comedy.

5-4-1, Richard Pryor fights off a tough challenge from Bill Cosby to score the win.

Round 2 Match 22



Steve Martin

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Red Skelton

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Jason Mewes

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jason mewes

Steve Martin

Red Skelton

Steve Martin.....

steve martin - brilliant writer, at times brilliant performer and at his best he was better than the other two combined (skelton is an icon but his schtick was fairly limited)

Absolutely no question about it.