"Because if any human being were going to perpetrate such a fantastic hoax, it would've been me!"

Club Dread??

Not even close.


small hint- you're about 25 years off.

Your not joking.:o


Is it a comedy?

Not a comedy and to put a little more onto the hint, it's from the 70s.

Superman!

"I'm not bald, I shaved my head, Do you understand?"

Superman Returns?

Nope.

bump... So bored.