. "No", said Satan.

it's too small

as he unfurled

vagina kung fu.

Don't bruise it

or lose it

,go start supper..

fix it yourself

:p :D

lazy ass bastard

no soup FRU

Clouds rolled in

and slanged crack.

Fidgey I got

some killer smack

but nobody knows

scrotum skin wallet

Seductive Slave Stalker

doesn't make sense

crapping his pants

which smells bad

oh so stinky

just like dad.

Then his sister

decapitated a figurine

Depicting Mark Twain

engaged in coprophilia

with an Ox

Babe the blue

who looked enraged

pissed he was

but she liked

to be poisoned

until she died

vewy vewy dead

, the bride crawled..

back into hell

at that moment

three angry weresharks

emerged from the

toilet singing metallica.