Worst. Movie. Ever.: 13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil

oh yes... house of the dead just bumped undead off 1rst place for worst movie ever. i mean there are bad movies, but when you can actually see the spring used to send the stuntman/zombie into the air, that's just fucking lazy.

Dawn of the Dead (1978) goes to Land of the Dead, not the 'Dawn' you're thinking of, which is a remake by a different director. In the original 'Dawn', the zombies moved slow, which explains the slow movement in 'Land'.

Babygurl, the man's right. Seeing the original Dawn of the Dead will make things much clearer. I recommend it. The remake was decent but really doesn't beat the original in any way. The zombies aren't the only things slower in it. The pace also is, which is a good thing.

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Sequels suck. Period.

I just watched "From Dusk Til Dawn" parts 2 and 3.

Sad days for me :(

allright...im not sure witch one to choose... but hers a cuple for your list...didnt bother reading thrugh the hole thing:

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saint/sinner by clive barker
and space marines... though this movie becomes best in the world if you enjoy it with a sixpack and a bunch of friends with tacky humor

The absolute worst movie I have ever seen is a film called "Mindkiller"

I hate it!!!

2 is terrible, but I thought 3 wasn't too bad - there's a real eye-opener of a face-blasting scene with a guy aboard a speeding horse and cart.

George Romero's Zombies
 

NOTE: Possible spoilers for Land of the Dead...

The dead are re-animated for one reason or another. The part of their brains still active enable them to move about slowly, feeding their most basic natural drive, which is to eat. From the way they've been portrayed throughout the four films, by Romero, they are somehow evolving.

Night of the Living Dead - They only kill and eat, increasing their numbers. Barbara's brother didn't recognize her. Neither did the couple's daughter.

Dawn of the Dead - The zombies are attracted to the mall. They remember something about and from their lives. What they normally do. Go to the mall. Shop. There was one scene in which they were struggling to close the glass doors and Roger's (Scott Reiniger) rifle was stuck between them. When he finally let it go, one of the zombies examined it briefly before dropping it to claw at the glass. And Stephen (David Emge) as a zombie began moving towards their nest upstairs, through the cardboard wall they had built earlier in the film.

Day of the Dead - Remember Bob with the telephone and salute with his .45 caliber...need I say more?

Land of the Dead - Some zombies (like Bob) evolve faster than others. Others remember certain things, like flower fireworks. Hence, the "leader" zombie. He winced, as if in pain, when he had to "put down" one of his own who caught on fire. He guided the zombie with a meat-cleaver to break the wooden wall apart. Not to mention, the priceless scene of seemingly leaving suddenly after pouring fuel over the limousine, only to come back with fire.

MILO...Too stupid for words...

Backyard trash rarely sees the light of day, so stuff like Blair Witch is obviously worse for having made a gazillion pesos.

I try to give every film a chance. It's somesones dream or project that they want to share.

But sometimes...the film just blows. Recently a few I watched were awful.

Playing with Dolls
Muck

Are you joking

Halloween Season of the witch (1982)....Rather watch paint fucking dry::big grin::

I'm definitely not. Black Swan was dull. stopped half way through, or earlier I think.

You can't judge a movie if you haven't even seen the whole thing.

Yeah, you can, it was painful for me to make it to the end ::sad::

It was pretty easy for me to make it to the end.

I remember seeing Darkness in the theater in 2002 or whatever and just losing my mind it was so bad.

::big grin:: Pure shit it was.

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leprechaun and the remake attempt of the town that dreaded sundown.... what piles of shit

Yes! More of these threads.

Hammerfan, I want this person banned. It's an obvious troublemaker. ::cool::

Blair. Witch. Project.

This is hard to narrow down... There are plenty of bad films. From "I'd walk out of the theater in the middle of this" to "so bad it's good". I would think this topic leans more towards the "so bad it's just really fucking bad" side.

In that case there is one movie that comes to mind. The characters are awful, the story is awful, and it rapes the original material it's based on. Dark Shadows.

This movie doesn't even deserve to share the same title. If I had the money and technology, I would get a time machine and go back to right before it's creation and just fucking cripple Tim Burton so he couldn't make this abomination. Nor anything else at this point because let's face it he's just lost his touch as of late. It's really crushing in another sense because he also made so many of my favorite movies. I swear he was mentally damaged (and not in the good way that inspires dark twisted movies like Batman, Beetlejuice, and Edward Scissorhands) at one point to even make some of the crap he's been behind lately.

Blair Witch Project Ugggh!

I think Blair Witch Project is substantially worse then its producing, post-production, plot, writing, acting (or lack of it) entails, because it spawned the lost footage genre, which has given us a lot of undesirable movies. It was the first in a giant train wreck of cinematography.