I've talked to him, he completely distorts his reality. self preservation

Crazy. I don't envy you having to deal drunk assed folk like that. What kinda people hit the club? Are they all douche bags?

I'd say a good 80%

I don't really have to deal with them, I pretty much have my own hand picked clientele. basically at the sidebar I only get over flow, like when the line at the main bar is too big. I started buying drinks for these two hell angels members who are usually there and one of the bouncers, so they send people over to my bar. the two bartenders at the main bar hate my guts.

Do the Hell's Angels guys have any interesting stories?

probably, I never wanted to treat them as gang members. you wouldn't know they were gang members without the badges, they are perfect gentleman :p

I would avoid them outside that environment though,

MD, I knew it all along, didn't I?

When did you first develop your hate for humanity?

My question is, did you at least giggle at my tag? :P

eat antifreeze made me smile if that was you.

I don't know, I know it''s been awhile. well I guess it goes back all the way to the days of prehistoric kindergarten... on my very first day of school I decided that I hated my teacher, I took a piece of charcoal from the art area and wrote "FUCK YOU BITCH" on the carpet in big capitalized letters.