Something that the hobit lover would never be able to handle.

A busted zipper...:p

embarrassing moment

Running face first into a wall

glasses

stemware

flutes

harmonica

yeah baby

Charles Bronson

diggin' tunnels

moles

freckles

...or women of low morals - I'm not sure which... :confused:

confetti

Ticker-tape parade

end of the war

*sigh*

breathe

smell

sniff

scent

stinky cheese


yum

smells like sweaty feet :eek:


yuk

locker room

P.E.

doctor's note

sick time

puke

split pea soup

Windmills

(Andersen's Slipt Pea Soup near Solvang, Ca)

Amsterdam

weed

stoned

biblical punishment

Raped (Deuteronomy 20:10-14)

Scraped (My knee, yesterday, 10:15 A.M.)

Special healing kiss with magic on it

"sana sana coolito de rana, si no sana hoy, sana manana"

spanish

rice

Arroz

Condaleeza?