My family's slides of New Orleans.

Even something like that is a better movie than Twilight. =D

Underworld Blood Wars
Resident Evil Retribution

DEATH MASK 1998I

A carny worker tries to hide his disfigured face behind a mask of evil.
What a shit show.

Red Sparrow (2018)
Ballerina Dominika Egorova is recruited to 'Sparrow School,' a Russian intelligence service where she is forced to use her body as a weapon. Her first mission, targeting a C.I.A. agent, threatens to unravel the security of both nations.

I.M.D.B.

Good movie. Wife and I both really enjoyed it. Brutal, smart, compelling performance by Jennifer Lawrence. I recommend it.
8/10
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ABRAXAS GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE 1990

A child on Earth becomes the focus of two alien "finders". Just 80's enough for me to like it.

The Hallow Child, 2017. 5/10


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The Crow, 1994. 10/10

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Re: Born (2016)
A legend covert soldier with a mysterious past now decides to once again unleash his beast inside of him to stand up for what he cares about.

I.M.D.B.

Started off interesting with Metal Gear Solid-esque stealth action, but slowly degenerated into the ridiculous, with one emotionless man fighting flawlessly against impossible odds, dodging bullets and using some bizarre monkey-like close quarter combat. All the while his expression never changes from mildly bored looking.
6/10
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Dig the morgue in this supernatural horror flick!

The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

Haunting on Dice Road 2

BIGFOOT AT MILL CREEK 2017

A film crew try to capture Bigfoot on film. A real dud.

Haunting on Hamilton Street 2

Blood Hunt, 2017. 7/10

aussie brutality, mate.

The Strangers: Prey at Night, 2018. 4/10

Piece of junk just like the first

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Deadpoop 2 7/10

Not as funny as the first, but entertaining enough throughout.

A Quiet Place, 2018. 7/10

I cannot deny it was a well played movie, but all the usual Hollywood fare.

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Dark Crimes, 2016. 2018 Release. 5/10

Boring as fuck.

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Anonymous 616, 2018. 6/10

QUEEN OF SPADES THE DARK RITES 2015

Seemed to have a bit of everything...summoning a demon through a mirror, possessed 12 year old, hardened hermit demon hunter etc. Not great but beautifully shot.

Sinister 2

Ajin: Demi Human, 2017. 6/10

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Feral, 2017. 7/10

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Tilt, 2017. 7.5/10

One of Film Bizarro's Best of ..


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Delirium, 2018. 7/10

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TERRITORY 2016

Victims of a multi-car crash struggle to fend off creatures released accidentally.

Cargo (2017)
I.M.D.B.
After an epidemic spread all over Australia, a father searches for someone willing to protect his daughter.

Good. Strong performance by Freeman carries a decent zombie movie. Enjoyable.
8/10

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Solo: A Star Wars Story
7/10

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IMDB: "During an adventure into the criminal underworld, Han Solo meets his future copilot Chewbacca and encounters Lando Calrissian years before joining the Rebellion."

It's fairly bland and unimaginative in general. The story picks up some momentum in the last 40 mins. It feels like the film must dutifully fill in the Star Wars Han Solo cannon (what the previous Star Wars story said happened).

The story makes a horrible blunder in taking on emancipation of robots... a ridiculous story and unwelcome diversion... which actually stumbles into being insulting to actual emancipation and civil rights movements of humankind. When the film made light of the droid wanting droid emancipation, because the droid was eccentric and delusional, it was funny, when the film turned to pickup the torch, it dropped everything.

Unsane, 2018. 6,5/10

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Insidious 2

Thoroughbreds (2017)
I.M.D.B.
Two upper-class teenage girls in suburban Connecticut rekindle their unlikely friendship after years of growing apart. Together, they hatch a plan to solve both of their problems-no matter what the cost.

Good movie. Enjoyable performances and interesting characters. Worth watching. Anton Yelchin's last movie :(
8/10

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Downrange (2017)
I.M.D.B.
Stranded at the side of the road after a tire blowout, a group of friends become targets for an enigmatic sniper.

I like director Ryûhei Kitamura. Versus is my favourite zombie movie ever made. Unfortunately, other than some good camera work and some fun gore, this movie wasn't particularly interesting.
6/10

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Deadpool 2
8/10

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Deadpool assembles a team to save a boy with supernatural abilities from a time traveling cyborg named Cable.

Deadpool continues to be a fairly creative and humorous superhero film, full of parody, breaking the 4th wall, and a cord of genuine heart and goodness. The heart and goodness still comes through, though not as convincing as needed, nor quite as heartfelt as the prior film. Deadpool's concern for the boy is underdeveloped.

I noticed Deadpool 2 makes a continuing joke where the Deadpool character mentions Cable as being "dark", and then peppers the film with Deadpool teasing Cable for being racist. The theatre audience was silent for almost every re-appearance of this bit, where otherwise there was plenty of laughter.

Jailbreak (2017)
I.M.D.B.
What started as a simple escort mission will soon turn to chaos as the prisoners of Koh Kla take over the prison grounds. A special task force [Jean-Paul Ly, Dara Our, Tharoth Sam] gets trapped in the prison will have to fight their way out for survival, to protect a key witness

Weak story peppered with out-of-place humor, but this is a martial arts movie and not much more. The fight scenes are great, and this one is definitely recommended for choreographed fisticuffs enthusiasts.

7.5/10
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Sold!

Tomb Raider (2018)
I.M.D.B.
Lara Croft, the fiercely independent daughter of a missing adventurer, must push herself beyond her limits when she discovers the island where her father disappeared.

This movie was...fine. Nothing really interesting or memorable. Genuinely felt like the video game in places. A forgettable movie that was competently made but generally uninteresting.
6/10
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THE PACK 2015

A pretty decent film supposedly based on real feral dog attacks in Australia. A family tries to defend themselves in their isolated farm house against wild dogs. I enjoyed it.

What the Hell? Don't they have guns way down in Austraydogia?!? Feral dog... blamo! problem solved.

Inside, 2007. 9/10

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Livide, 2011. 8/10

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Among The Living, 2014. 7/10

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CONSPIRACY (2001). Very good HBO presentation of the 1/20/42 Wannsee Conference where various branches of German Civil Service met with the SS to make Genocide a National concern. Solid turns by Kenneth Branagh (Reinhard Heydrich) and Stanley Tucci (Adolf Eichmann). ****

They did have guns, unfortunately they started off with only 2 bullets and the rest of the ammo was in an outbuilding.

Feral (2017)
I.M.D.B.
Students fight to survive a weekend in the woods.

Ugh. Terrible. Atrocious dialogue, delivered badly. Watching this felt like a complete waste of time.
A character goes from "Do you think [this character] is really gay?" to "Will you marry me?" to "I need to go take a piss in the woods" in the space of a minute. Great lines, said unironically, like "Why does he have horse tranquilizers?". "Well he's not playing My Little Pony!"
I hated everyone in this movie.
3/10
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Acts of Violence, 2018. 4/10

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A generic human trafficking story with a very little seen Bruce Willis.

Wind Chill