Morass...Quagmire

horney cartoon

hoochie poochie

(that's when you pat your cat and it sticks its rear end up in the air)

learn something new every day

Dont put cat litter in the toilet,then try and flush it.

duh

It wasnt me,i heard about it.:o

just like O.J. didn't kill his wife

That is so a lie.

liar, liar, pants on fire

Shit he's on fire!!!!!!!!










KILL HIM!!!

with a knife

Machette?I mean if you want to kill somebody,do it with stlye.:)

Jason!

Is a mamma's boy!

only because he's retarded, give him some credit

I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole..:eek:

neither would i, or anyother sane person

Put a firecracker in an old ladys purse...

and then push her in front of a bus

Aha!Old people splatter!

something windsheild wipers can't get off

A tree...

with mice hanging from it.


haha killing mice is fun

Tree-1



Mice-0

drowning mice

Floating things rule...

and then they sink to the bottom

Hehehehe,Jack from Titanic,I won't let go!!!














:::INSERT SAD MUSIC HERE:::

blub, blub, blub


Rose: "oops, i let go"

"Jack does the middle finger sign as he is descending"

rose calls him a cocksucker

"Jack comes out of the water,much like freddy did in freddy vs jason"










:::He pulls her into the water with him.While singing,"the titanic theme":::





(CREDITS)

the audience in the theater "boos"

"The credits read at the end"










HAHAHA!!!!WE TRICKED YOU STUPID BASTARDS!!

Titanic bombs at the box office

Everyone celabrates,as Leonardo Dicaprio is assassinated by a Ninja Turtle two weeks after it had opened.


















LONG LIVE THE NINJA TURTLES!!!

leonardo!


that's ones name right?

Yeah!






Mikey!!oh yeah and....PIZZA!!!

pizza with peperoni, mushrooms, and black olives. yum, my favorite!