Look like.
At least blind people might still like you.

The salt/ice challenge on your asshole
or
Slowly stepping down with each toe and heel landing on a thumb-tack coated in caustic soda

wtf is wrong with you? lol

asshole?

pot vs alcohol

Smoke

Reading or running?

Reading, easy

being blind or deaf?

I'm cheeba.


Being deaf, so I can perfect my "Sowwy, I'b duff" accent.
...and while I'd hate not being able to hear my ladies, it would be worse not being able to see them for me.


Camembert or Brie?

brie for spread ability

Air on a G String Vs Moonlight Sonata

Air On A G-String

Tony (Scarface) Montana or Walter (Heisenberg) White

WW. Tony was just a coked out delusional thug.
At least when Walter was at his best he was a brilliant mind and master manipulator.

Kill
Judd Nelson or Michael J Fox

Judd Nelson. Michael is just too bland to conjure up any feeling, one way or the other.

horror venue:

dilapidated ghost ship vs. Victorian mortuary

Victorian mortuary. dilapidated ghost ship sounds to bare and small.

John & Ringo Vs Paul & George?

My favorite Beatle is George, but I want guitar AND drums so it's Lennon/Starr for me.

Live in a home with no heat or no water?

Depends where the house is... in southern FL, I'll go no heat.


Big Bird Vs Kermit

Kermit

Kolchak or Dark Shadows

Kolchak

Taxi Vs MASH

probably Taxi


foreign films: dubbed or subtitled

Subtitled but I can hang with either in a pinch.

Mozart or Wagner?

Mozart but only because that name is more familiar to me.

You hear a tapping at your bedroom window. You

get up to investigate vs beetle out if that bedroom pronto

I'd have to investigate. Need to know!!

Ice cream or frozen yogurt?

icecream


cremation vs burial

Still trying to figure that out, but I've been leading toward cremation.

Stop at stop signs or just kind of slow waaaay down.

Obviously, if no cars are in sight, nobody cares -- but reality is you can't plan on that. The problem is when people habitually come up to stop signs without the intention of coming to a full stop...

Which means perpendicular traffic sees a barreling 2,000 Lbs+ vehicle about to T-bone their car, because it's obvious it's traveling too fast to come normal full stop. This causes their body to release stress hormones that damage the body - increasing disease & shortening lifespan. These assholes are taking days of life away from their neighbors just because they don't want to come to a full stop.

On top of that, eventually it's going to be too slippery, or they'll miss something, & they're gonna fricken cause a car crash.

Just always plan on coming to a full stop, or let us kill you.


Kill rolling-stop assholes Vs people who constantly text others while they're supposed to be hanging with you

Rowing stop assholes? What's that?

if I had to kill someone it would be the rolling stoppers.


giving up sugar (choc, pastries etc) vs giving up salt (chips, bacon etc)




Ohhh Snap, Cheebs ..we posted almost dead on.

It's ok. I was only posting my confusion.

I would say give up sugar - as that's what I should be doing anyway.
Unless we're talking about naturally occuring sugar, because that would just about condemn a person to starvation.

Punch in the nose
or
eyelash in the eye all day

I meant rolling-stop. =p It's pretty obvious if you read my book.

I'll take the eyelash. Unless the punch is more like a bump.


A full-force lingering brain freeze Vs a full wrenching 16 oz vomit?

Da vomitus

A guest double-dips in the guacamole..twice, in front of everyone

call them out on it or just avoid that dip for the rest of the night.

Gotta go with John and Ringo. Lennon was one of the coolest cats and Ringo never gets enough love. Speak of which:

Thug Luvin or Gangsta Luvin?

...

Whoops I thought this was the last post in thread when I answered. Got things a tad mixed up. ::EEK!::

Based on name alone..I am going to go with "Thug Lovin".


Cat in the Hat vs Oscar the Grouch

Cat in the Hat visit would be a trip!

Dinner with Fred Rogers vs Carol Burnett

I love both of them... But Carol Burnett.

Along those lines..

Lucille Ball or Julia Louis-Dreyfus

I like them both. I still remember watching julia as a cast member on SNL, 'the failed cast', but id go Lucille Ball .

peanut butter and banana sandwich vs cheese and onion sandwich

PB and B


brisk walks or yoga

I prefer a brisk walk

Ice tea or ice water?

Lightly sweetened lemon ice tea, or roomtemperature water.

See an expert stage hypnotist Vs escape artist

I would prefer to not see either, but if pressed I would take the Escape artist.


Italian Horror vs Japanese Horror

Italian Horror!

The age of steel vs the modern age?

Steel Age

Science fiction versus horror?

SHIT! NO FAIR!
Science Fiction.
Ummmm,no wait horror!
No....
I officially choose science fiction.
Don't put me through that again Myers.