Mike n Ikes

Wobbegong
or
mudskipper

mudskipper



out in the sun or chilled in the shade.

Chillin' in the cancer-free shade, I get plenty enough sun here...

Aloe-vera juice
or
peach iced tea

peach iced-tea




The Fly- original or remake

the original
I don't really call the remake a remake at all...completely different.
Not that it was BAD, I quite liked it, but the original was great.

I hear theyre remaking the remake...weird.


A cup of sand
or
a dead fly

Dead Fly



hanging out in the hottub, which would be easier to tolerate seeing it float by......


freshly used condom*you dont know who's* or turd *still dont know who's*

So, sit in a shit soda, or a cum soda?

cum soda (condom), less smelly.
Either way, I'd be leaving the tub, and heading for a shower.

roasted walnut
or
roasted cashew

cashews!





slip on ice and land on head or snowboarding and wrap yourself around a tree

Snowboarding and wrapping myself around a tree. Then, I might get to be on one of those Discovery Health shows.

"This young woman with MRSA wrapped herself around a tree. Being double fucked, can the hospital staff at Presbyterian Hospital in Charlotte save her in time or will she need to be euthanized?

Blowing your own head off with a powerful pistol, jump off a high building or bridge, or overdose on sleeping pills?

blow my head off, at least you know you'll get the job done. jump off a building you might actually live but be parylized and sleeping pills are boring.




wind surf or hang gliding

Back up in yo' ass with tha ressurection!

I'd go with Hang Gliding, always wanted to do that.

Cartoons/Toy Lines:
M.A.S.K
or
Dino-Riders?

Dino Riders

Board games
Trouble or Sorry?

Sorry, all the way.

Batman or Spider-man?

Batman




Fantastic Four or X-Men

X-Men. Lord of the Rings or The Matrix (series)?

The Matrix by so fucking far it's not even funny




This is Spinal Tap or The Usual Suspects

Hell yah, that-a-boy. I love the Matrix.

Spinal tap.

Psycho or Night of the Living Dead?

Psycho




Playstation or X-box

Playstation



Death by a gun or a gold fish?

Gun.

Midget or shemale sex?

Dude...
























dude...

Umm...Shemale?

Swimming: Ocean or Swimming Pool?

Pool


Better Remake-

House on Haunted Hill or Amittyville Horror?

Amityville, even though I'll get ripped on for it. Sorry, to each his own.

Sprite or Sierra Mist?

As terrible as I thought it was, Im not gonna rip on ya. Im sure theres movies I love that you think are terrible:p


Ill go with Sprite, cause Ive never tried Sierra Mist


it's probably been done before, but I dont care:

Coke or Pepsi?

coke

skirts or dresses?

skirts




lemon or lime

lime

night or day

day


Tom Cruise or a bowl of soup

I'll take the soup. Chicken noodle. Ketchup or mustard?

Ketchup. It's more versatile. You can do a few things with mustard, but you can do a lot of things with ketchup.

Shower or bath?

Shower




which one would you be able to tolerate the longest.....


arrogance or stupidity

Stupidity. Arrogant people are fuck me off because there usually loud too.

Death Penalty:

For or Against?

since it's only handed out to murderers(as far as I know anyway)...

For


worst sidekick

Robin or the bald band leader on David Letterman

Paul Schaefer

Being hungry, or WAY too full?

hungry

drunk or stoned.

drunk




If you had to choose one would you be....


shot or stabbed?

Stabbed, that way, the person could look me in the eye.

Beaten with a whip or beaten without an implement?

In the words of Devo "Crack that whip"


Dairy queen soft serve ice cream or ice cream bars off the ice cream truck.

that band ?