shark duder.

costar with bokeem woodbine in a romantic comedy

or

be punched in the taint by tim curry

Tim Curry all the way. Don't even care that he would be doing that, i would just love to meet the man.

Be famous and be killed by a crazed fan

vs.

Live a long life, die old but having never done anything of importance

be famous and killed

cowboys

vs

indians

indians definitely!

Witch Doctor
VS
Medical Doctor

medical doctor

invisibility

vs

flying

Invisibility

Christmas Tree
VS
Log Fire

log fire

tea

vs

coffee

Coffee.

Gun

vs.

Knife

gun

immortality

or

live a normal life

live a normal life no way I'd want to be immortal

Rope Bridge
VS
Path of stones across a river