glad i can fill some one with happiness and joyfulness,
is that a word? :D

Better be a de-clawed cat!

*Wipes ass with clawed cat. Gets cut open. Screams at the top of lungs.* Now you tell me!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Thanks!


HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

.

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

I CAN'T STOP!!!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!










I CAN'T STOP!






PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE

THE HORROR!!!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE

SHIT'S GOING IN CIRCLE'S!!!!!!!!!!












AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!I'M REALLY FUCKED NOW!!!!!!!!

ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!
ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!
ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!
ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEHEHEEHEHEHE THERE'S A MIDGET IN A THONG RIGHT OVER THERE!

ok dude calm down, stop, sit down, and pass it too me!!!!!!!!
:D

"passes it too ENTITY2000"








LET'S GET HIGH MOTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!! *looks at midget* OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S MY SISTER!!!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3..._homealone.jpg

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE MAKING THAT FACE AT ME!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!











NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!





SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cough, cough * that's some good shit.


wha...... what is that? hey there little naked mole rat..........
WOW! don't look down you might fall :cool:

LMFAO!!! I'm about to piss my pants! *looks at sister* Meh, you'll do for now. *takes piss on mole rat/sister*

Oh...I think you drowned it......

"pulls out 44. magnum"












IT'S TIME TO DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













YOU TOO YOU FUCKING MOLE RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






.......







PUFF PUFF GIVE...

LMFAO!!! Now, give me some of that shit and let's call it even!

"passes it to Yellow Jacket"




"while dante shits his pants"
















SON OF A BITCH!!!!!







HEY YOU!!!!!!!!YEAH YOU!!!!!GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!!!!!!!







(scene deleted do to extreme violence.)

you guys!!! ouit boguarden! pass it!!!!!!!
:mad:

Slowly hands it to ENTITY2000, while the blood drips from his mouth.

"kicks ENTITY2000 in the nutts."








WAIT YOUR TURN,BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY MAMMA'!!!!!

that would hurt... if i had nuts! i am a bitch though!:cool:

YEAH, WELL YOU SHIT ON MY MAMMA!!! SO, you have no reason to kick anybody in the balls! *kicks Dante in the balls* BITCH!!!

your asses are grass now...:D

"shoot's ENTITY2000 in the face."









THERE IS THAT BETTER?!?!?!?!??!?!?!






HAPPY JOY JOY......SHIT I GOT TO CHANGE MY PANTS NOW





FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!







NO WAIT....I'LL JUST WEAR THE MIDGETS!!!!!!







NOW....TO THE LIBARY!!!!!!








"marches to the libary"





Narrator:Will this be the end for all mankind?




Dante:THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!!(checks his pants)



OH SHIT IM SORRY!!!!!





"pulls his pants back up."

(taking a sniff of what the guys have been smoking) hmm...smells like Lidocaine...

finally, ooooo wooooo! gets better with each suck! i mean puff.
OUCH! *DROPS IT* that burnt, too short pass the hemos!

SON OF A.....





SON OF A.....












SON OF A BITCH!!!!



(collapses to the floor"








I'LL KICK YOUR ASS,AS SOON AS I GET UP DAMN IT!!!!

No, our weed is grass.

That's it....you can't play anymore





(points to the corner)





Go sit in time out!!!

*Lays down on floor* Is this better for you bitch?

This the part where the YMCA guys come in?

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!

GOD DAMN YOU!!!

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!

"grabs his .44 magnum,puts in yellew jacket's mouth"








"pulls the trigger"






AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!





"the YMCA guys come in"




TIME TO DIE BITCHES!!!!




"thinks to himself,pulls out his blunt"





HEY want to get high?

*walks in with platter full of "special" brownies*
Lookie lookie what I have. Don't worry, they won't make you more hungry, trust me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Laughing my fucking ass off (because I have no vocal chords to do that with anymore thanks to you Dante)!

umm Dante that wasnt the Magnum, thats the water pistol...