oval orifice

Canada vs. Mexico

Canada all day.

Moose vs Chihuahua

moose

Gandalf vs. Dumbledore

Gandalf

Elves vs Dwarfs

Dwarfs

Christmas trees: real vs artificial

Real, but my cats won't allow any.::big grin::


Pretzels, hard or soft?

Soft! with mustard ::smile::

odds or evens?

evens

Hobo With A Shotgun vs. Surf Nazis Must Die

Hobo with a Shotgun

Fall or Spring?

Fall

soup or salad

salad

potato chips vs. tortilla chips

Tortilla

Dracula's Daughter or Son of Dracula?

Dracula's Daughter

butter popcorn or kettle popcorn

butter

cupcakes or muffins

muffins

german chocolate cake vs. red velvet cake

German Chocolate

ferris wheel or rollercoaster

rollercoaster

hot tub vs pool

that depends...

Well, lets just make make it a big indoor heated pool.

Being a cool freak or a beautiful elitist

Cool freak. Any elitism would be unwelcome among my less than reputable friends.


Cuss like a sailor or keep it clean?

keepin' it clean

sleeping in or early rising

sleeping in

cotton candy or caramel apple

Cotton Candy


Fitness fan or couch potato?

Couch potato



jazz vs blues

Jazz. Charlie Parker with Dizzy Gillespie, if I can make a request. ::cool::


Painfully eaten alive by wild dogs or Black Friday shopping at Wal-mart?

And no, these are NOT the same thing.

Black Friday at Wal-Mart ::danger::

lasagne or meat loaf

lasagne

sitting at home on a Friday night with pizza and a movie or going to the bar and getting drunk?

Movie and a pizza for sure.

Playing music or listening to music?

Considering I have zero musical talent, listening to music


The Doctor or Captain Jack Harkness?

This is tough but Captain Jack


one high-end piece of chocolate or a whole box of average ones

one high-end piece of chocolate for sure. It's not like we can't afford to by some low grade whenever we want.

"Waiting for a Girl Like You" Vs "Open Arms"

Waiting....

Owls vs Penguins

Owls

Having the powers of a superhero vs. being a jedi master

being a jedi master

a vacation in Florida or a vacation in California?

Prob California

Be a Flintstone for a day or a Jetson for a day.

Jetsons for sure! Who wants to go back to the stone age? But, I wouldn't have anything to do with my Jetsons... what a snooze crew.

Hanging with the crew in Alien Vs the crew in Lost in Space?

Easy!!

Hanging with the crew in Alien!!

who did a better job: the devil in Constatine vs the devil in The Prophecy

I'd go Lost in Space, as Penny would be all mine. ::love::

Funny thing, Penny is Angela Cartwright, who is the sister of Veronica Cartwright, who was Lambert in Alien.


For best devil, no contest, Viggo Mortensen in the Prophecy.


An evening with Richard Nixon or George W Bush?

George W. Bush

New Zeeland or Australia?

Prob Australia


Steve Martin or Chevy Chase

Steve Martin

Bill Murray Vs John Candy