That was you? I do remember that name though. I'm not talking about from King of the Hill either, I'm talking about from a message board.

and why are you printing office read that was last posted in 12 years ago? ::big grin::

I have a 3rd profile. Can anyone find it?

If it's in your butt I don't want to find it. I'm sure DBT would look though ::big grin::

Betcha he wouldn't.

I bet if there was a money involved he would ::big grin::

I hate Bob's Burgers with every fiber of my being. Every time it is on and I hear Linda or Tina speak, it makes me cringe, especially when Linda makes stupid noises and Tina makes that stupid sound when she exhales nervously. I like the guy that does the voice of Bob but as far as the rest of it goes, just cancel that fucking shit already please.

Sorry... I just needed to verbally express my hatred for that show. I feel better now.

Sorry, not even for money friend. You can save yourself some money by looking for yourself though.
Besides, dbt stunk up my pub yesterday.::big grin::::stick out tongue::

Y'all got jokes huh?

What do Dale Earnhardt, Pink Floyd and Princess Diana all have in common?

their last hit was the wall

I thought Diana's car hit the concrete piller last.

she still hit a wall party pooper and if you don't like that version of my joke, if you ever decide to retail that you can just take her out of it and leave the other two.

Absolutely, the car hit the tunnel wall and ended up hitting one of the pillers in the centre before coming to a stop.

Like, what was the last thing to go through her brain before she died?
The windshield.

::big grin:: That was fucking great!

That's very unlikely as she was still alive when the medics turned up, and a brain injury, had it occurred is more likely to lead to instant death.

Why the heck is my ex girlfriend still texting me? I don't get it. I didn't dump her she dumped me. Wtf is going on?

Found out why hdc is lacking newbies.
I saw all these people on the who is online list with the register.
I haven't seen a new name yet so I thought, I wonder.
I attempted to register a new profile to find the recaptcha anti spam bot has been shut down. So that is why, when you turn the sink on the toilet flushes.

I never realized how much life LP brought to this place until he was gone. It's been dead as fuck around here without him.

Happy 70th Birthday Ozzy!

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Wow! That's kinda hard to believe....Long live the King! ::devil::

I'm falling in love. I'm leaving it at that as people have used this kind of information against me in the past. But let's just say I am very happy right now :-)

The closest I ever got was with a kept, married woman, who turned out to be an attention-seeking sociopath, who nearly lost her partner and his 50k a year wage when I blew the entire thing wide open.

Actually, I don't give a shit. What the lurkers lurk and jerk.

ML, you just have to have confidence and tell me. That shit radiates and everyone is empathic to an extent and they pick up on that. When you walk into a room you have to act like you own that motherfucker.

Anyway, this girl, name withheld of course, awesome! She is a gamer and a YouTuber and we are both falling hard for each other. We met a while back on a Rick and Morty fan page on Facebook. This is her and I think she is absolutely adorable.

I'm a single guy that saw beautiful escorts on occasion until one day I woke up and discovered absolute heaven with the MGTOW - Men Go Their Own Way movement!

https://www.mgtow.com/

Where the hell is Luvable Psycho at? I feel like he hasn’t been on in awhile.

He may very well be in the middle of moving. I think i remember something about him moving from one state to another before Xmas. ::confused::

I'm so fucking happy. It is so wonderful to feel something again.

I felt something today...

Gas?

Did it hurt? ::big grin::

I'm going to assume you were talking about someone making you feel something, am I right? I am happy for you and I have started feeling something as well. I feel like I'm starting to fall in love again. It's a good feeling.

What's that, Cheeb?

I don't know computer office programs. I study at the university, in a few weeks there will be a speech, I will prepare a speech and show a presentation on a computer. I have to make a PowerPoint presentation. Tell me, is it difficult? Or is it better to order such a presentation here https://edubirdie.com/powerpoint-pre...iting-service? I have never encountered.

Not sure about that sort of thing myself but good luck!

It's very easy. You just type into the screen-page, and can copy/paste pictures into as well.

I dunno. I was on acid...so whatever that was...

So close to writing it down... ::big grin:: So how was the acid experience?

You lucky ass mother fucker... I'm having trouble finding any kind of psychedelics and I live in Las fucking Vegas... ::big grin::

I'm getting the feeling that cheebacheeba would like me a whole lot more if I went and took acid too.

It was...not bad.
I'm gonna white out the rest of the post so, Un-invisible it if you want to read about my use of an illicit substance:

I'd only ever tried LSD in this form once before, some 20 years ago.
To put a timeframe on it:
"Tomb Raider 2" had just came out on the original Playstation, my friend had just acquired a pirated copy.

It was a little piece of paper with a picture of a dolphin jumping in front of a rainbow.
At this time, all I had was 1/3 of one along with copious amounts of weed myself and friends went through at this stage in our lives.

My impression then was...kind of disappointing.
All it seemed to do was keep us up all night, so I guess it counteracted the weed fatigue a bit...and it made lights/TV screens kind of get a "halo" but that was it, and there was no real perception change or anything that I noticed.

I've tried actual mushrooms since, I have to say I prefer their effect.

This time?
It came my way kind of by surprise via my regular greenery supplier.
This isn't usually his range at all...
I'd just quit my job (there's some more random talk), so I felt like "whatever", and I grabbed some of these for me and my people.

They were (again) little pieces of paper.
These ones have mini black and white pictures of owls on them - kind of like similar art to what you see in those adult/stress relief colouring books.

Of course with a child myself and the wife can't do it together...so when the kid was asleep, the wife kind of "babysat" me while I had it.

I'd decided just to do half.
About 15 minutes later, I decided "fuck it" and dropped the other half.
Tasted like nothing.

After about a half hour, a warmth spread throughout my body, and sensations and movement became a little bit "fuzzy".
I got quite lazy/couchlocked.
I had some green vapes with the wife before anything really came on, and I TRIED to watch "Beavis and Butthead do America"...disappointingly my PS4 seems to have a problem with playing this particular DVD, so it got turned off.

The wife brought out this platter of mixed foods...nice.
We started watching this ridiculous Australian tv show called "Swift & Shift Couriers" which is just...so dumb...but of course as things were kicking in, I found it hilarious.

I'm don't recollect too greatly how the rest of the night went.
I remember I couldn't really eat anything other than the grapes that were on the platter.

The body FELT great, kind of like that feeling you get in/across your muscles before/during a stretching yawn, but all over, and constant.
Quite an intense, pleasant feeling.

Visually nothing leapt out at me. I didn't see anything that wasn't there already.

I felt happy.

Distances, space, shadows and lighting got played with in my perception, and occasionally I'd "think I saw something" move in the corner of my eye.

Had the same "halo" around lights etc as the last time.

When I got up and walked around, it kind of felt like my body was made of cement...though I didn't have any trouble moving around...it just felt like, wow, I am moving this very big/heavy object around.

The most viusual the effects got, was surfaces and textures.
Kind of similar to what happens when you look into that spinning vortex thing then look at something else?
Almost like things were pulsing and morphing.
I got the "breathing" effect from surfaces too, where it appears they are moving towards you then back.

I drank some water here and there, and I was very hot.
Apparently I felt like I was freezing though.
I had this quite late in the night, so the wife went to bed at some point after making sure I was good to go.

Later on while in the bathroom (went there because I felt everywhere else was hot), I looked at my eyes in the mirror in which my pupils were constantly adjusting, big, small, big, small...I was colour sensetive so every minor blemish on my skin showed. I ended up just thinking "I'm not doing this..."

I turned the lights off, and noticed this tiny little bug from the fern I keep in there flying about my shower screen. I knew it was just one of them, but I couldn't track it's movement right so it looked like about 10.
I looked up at the ceiling - and it almost seemed as though I saw a weird webbed surface over things...then I guess my imagination came into play a bit, I thought for a moment I was looking at a hatched nest of tiny spiders...in that, I could tell it wasn't but the impression the shadows and visual lack of focus was giving me.

Could not sleep.
At all.
I think I ended up sleeping maybe an hour fitfully before the next day.
Felt great after, despite the lack of sleep.
I was in a little bit of a daze the day after, but nothing significant.
Had a GREAT sleep the night following though, fucking dropped.

The days to follow had me feeling sharper...almost as though the brain went through a reboot.
Overall, it was a nice, relatively tame, unfrightening experience.
...Don't know if I'd ever want two at a time though.

All in all, I still prefer the "real" thing but these were not bad.

I never really look for them, these ones just kind of came my way.

Dunno. Maybe. Though my perception of people that use drugs isn't really that they're cooler or "my crowd" or anything like that. Just a thing that some people do. Might change your own perceptions a bit, who knows.

I will wait out my post as well.

Cheeba...

LSD is nothing like it used to be here in the states. I first did it back in Spring of 2001 and it was in the area for a few months. it was pure liquid that the guy kept in Visine bottles. the first time I tripped I only meant to take 3 hits but the guy accidentally gave me 30 hits on my 3rd dose so I ended up with five hits in total And I can't even describe all the crazy stuff that I saw that day. I mean I tripped my fucking nuts off and my friends and I went down into this cave that had a waterfall and it was so beautiful down in it and the walls looked like melting ice cream that were flowing down into the cave and out of view. I have never had any kind of psychedelic experience remotely close to that one.

nowadays it just seems like acid doesn't have the same punch that used to and here in Vegas when you can find it it is usually $20 a hit which is fucking ridiculous. I have never tried mushrooms before but I have tried two kinds of mescaline, peyote and San Pedro and the Peyote mescaline was weak because I didn't have enough of it but the San Pedro was amazing. For me it was more of a visual trip than a spiritual trip It was still a great experience. my girlfriend at the time had this really wild pattern and it was moving like it would be during the onset of a strong acid trip. star asses off at Courage the Cowardly Dog and even colored in a coloring book. it was one of my more fun trips.

since I have been in Vegas, I have Smoked DMT one time and unfortunately I fucked it up. you have to be careful about the way you lied it or else it will burn up without producing any smoke. despite not making it into the lucid breakthrough, I did make it into what is referred to as the trip tunnel where it's more or less feels like you are stuck on a video game loading screen where you would either be waiting for the DMT to knock your ass out into the spirit world Or where you will spend the remainder of your trip. for me, I didn't know what to expect and I wanted to film myself with my Laptop. I was expecting to go unconscious so I was in a relaxed position when I hit my bong with the DMT Nestle's between some bud and Shake and when it took hold I found myself staring at my computer screen where are the virgin of me on the screen suddenly became a whole other 3D figure all together and there I was staring at myself and I couldn't move but I was able to look around in amazement and it actually did seem like a tunnel where my surroundings were blue But nothing existed other than me and my twin. The trip only lasted about five minutes. When you have the Lucid breakthrough, is believed you actually leave your body and enter the spirit world. If you have never heard of DMT or what it does or where it comes from, check it out on YouTube and you will be surprised actually.

The first and only time i "dropped" acid was back in 1970. It scared me and i hated it. Went home, woke my parents up and asked them to take me to a hospital!