Godfather II?

If so here's mine...

"From what I understand these grizzly relics of death have been put into plastic bags, or baggies, and are to be sorted out back at the morgue. Now it says here that the first viewer to send in a correct estimate on exactly how many individuals those baggies contain: Could we have a shot of the baggies please? (Camera pans to bags with arms and legs sticking out of them) Will win a free Kentucky chicken dinner with all the trimmings and enough cola for a family of six."

Ill take a guess...

Devil's Rejects?

No it's much more of a "comedy horror" although not THAT funny and not a horror film. Here's a really good hint. This was a "master of horrors" first film. Oh, and if the "killer" in this could've spoken he may have said: "King Kong ain't got nothin' on me!"

...Kentucky Fried Movie?

Close... earlier.

Schlock?

Yep!

"I seem to have cut off my thumb."

This sounds very familiar,is it a comedy?

It certainly is! One of the funniest movies I think Ive ever seen:D