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Giganticface 08-13-2013 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by metternich1815 (Post 954894)
I, personally, would not say it "sucked". I would not say it was good either. To me, it was pure entertainment. It seemed like a bad ripoff of the Descent, but the strange thing is that, if I remember correctly, they both came out around the same time. To be honest, I did not know it was that known. I just picked it up from a pawn shop for a couple bucks (or so) a couple years ago with the thought that I would just watch it to see what it was. At the time, I did not know anything about The Descent, which I saw a few months to a year ago (from my perspective today). Speaking of which, I really enjoyed The Descent, it was a real masterpiece, in my opinion. One of the twenty best horror movies of the past decade and it had a surprising beginning AND ending. I did have trouble keeping track of the characters, they kind of looked pretty similar to me. Anyway, The Descent was a great movie all-around, while The Cave was merely so-so, in my opinion.

Also, in case you haven't seen it, The Descent has a significantly different ending in the UK version... Darker.

metternich1815 08-13-2013 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Giganticface (Post 954896)
Also, in case you haven't seen it, The Descent has a significantly different ending in the UK version... Darker.

I do not understand why both endings are not included on the DVD. I own the "original unrated cut" version of The Descent.

knife_fight 08-13-2013 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Giganticface (Post 954896)
Also, in case you haven't seen it, The Descent has a significantly different ending in the UK version... Darker.

Really? Please enlighten me, I loved this movie.

SPOILER ALERT:
In the version I have, the main character is stuck in the cave at the end and you can hear all sorts of frightful noises all around her. I've heard various interpretations of this ending, but that's what you see on screen.

/SPOILERS

Also, I watched about half of Inside today before I had to go to work. Love it, so far. I got the subbed version, but just for the record, I don't watched the dubbed versions of anything, it's too distracting.

Giganticface 08-13-2013 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by knife_fight (Post 954898)
Really? Please enlighten me, I loved this movie.

SPOILER ALERT:
In the version I have, the main character is stuck in the cave at the end and you can hear all sorts of frightful noises all around her. I've heard various interpretations of this ending, but that's what you see on screen.

/SPOILERS

Also, I watched about half of Inside today before I had to go to work. Love it, so far. I got the subbed version, but just for the record, I don't watched the dubbed versions of anything, it's too distracting.

[SPOILERS]
From what you described, I believe you might have seen the UK ending, assuming there was a little girl with a birthday cake. I think the US ending simply cut that scene out. I'm not sure which I like better. Darker is usually better, but not always. They're both pretty good.

I didn't like the "darker" Director's Cut ending of Army of Darkness. It was kinda hoaky, and more importantly, cut out one of the best scenes in the movie -- the demon at S-Mart.

Sculpt 08-13-2013 10:55 PM

Thank you for writing the spoilers alert messages. I was able to avoid reading it. Still on my to-see list.

Ya, I was mildly entertained by The Cave, it was just painful to watch some scenes, as they were very hollywood cookie-cutter cliches, especially the end, which made it rather anticlimatic.

_____V_____ 08-14-2013 08:52 PM

Scare-O-Meter scores (out of 5)

The Descent (based on 7 ratings) - 3.9
Martyrs (based on 4 ratings) - 4.0
Inside (based on 4 ratings) - 4.3

All 3 modern scarefests do wonderfully well in the rankings, and are added to the opening post with flying colors!

_____V_____ 08-14-2013 09:09 PM


metternich1815 08-14-2013 09:12 PM

Unfortunately, I have not seen any of these, but I really want to see Onibaba and Kwaidan. I have not heard of Kuroneko.

knife_fight 08-14-2013 09:22 PM

Kwaidan: 3
Onibaba: 3

I haven't seen the other one.

EDIT: Just want to say that Inside should have been named Intense, because it was a non-stop cringe fest for me. I would rate it a 4, but a 5 for me would be considered "unwatchable".

hammerfan 08-15-2013 05:06 AM

Haven't seen any of them, so I'll have to pass on voting.

Sculpt 08-15-2013 09:57 AM

Say, Gigan, just curious, how would rank these films in most scariest?

REC
The Descent
Martyrs
Inside

(V, I haven't seen the FORTY-FIRST SET films in entirety.)

CaraBloodyCara 08-15-2013 10:30 AM

Onibaba - 3

Haven't seen the others. :(

Giganticface 08-15-2013 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by knife_fight (Post 955016)
EDIT: Just want to say that Inside should have been named Intense, because it was a non-stop cringe fest for me. I would rate it a 4, but a 5 for me would be considered "unwatchable".

I agree. I actually did something crazy and showed this movie to my parents. They seemed to handle it okay, but I felt kinda bad afterwards.

Just a head's up about Martyrs... You might find that one unwatchable, and there would be no shame whatsoever in feeling that way. I imagine at least half the horror-watching community would agree, and near 100% of the rest of the movie-watching community. It's an experiment in discomfort. An utterly brilliant film IMO, but many will find it hard to evaluate, either because it's too disturbing, or because the disturbing nature will affect the viewer's ability to evaluate it on its merits, or because it will be dismissed outright with some oversimplified categorization.


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Originally Posted by Sculpt (Post 955044)
Say, Gigan, just curious, how would rank these films in most scariest?

REC
The Descent
Martyrs
Inside

Wow, that's a tough one. "Scariest" depends on a lot of factors, and it changes day to day, and with each passing mood. If I were to try to define "scary," it would be some combination of 1) gives me that goosebumps feeling while watching it, and 2) makes me think twice when walking down a dark hallway afterwards. By that definition, I would rank them:

REC
The Descent
Inside
Martyrs

The reason being, REC and The Descent have those ghoulish, mysterious things hiding in the corners, which is creepy, and you're expecting something to jump out at you. Last night, I watched the Lucky McKee episode of Masters of Horror, "Sick Girl," where a woman basically starts turning into a bug, and tentacles and stuff start coming out of her mouth and ears. It made the hairs on my skin stand up.

However, one thing I often (but not always) look for in horror films these days (and exploitation, dark dramas, disturbing crime thrillers & documentaries) is not so much that creepy scary feeling, but the feeling of being generally "affected." So basically, 1) did the movie make me uncomfortable watching it, and 2) did it leave me unnerved for some time afterwards. By this definition, I would rank them:

Martyrs
Inside
The Descent
REC

This is not so much a measure of violence, but really anything that could screw me up in the head when watching it, which I consider a successful experience (within certain boundaries, of course).

Sculpt 08-15-2013 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Giganticface (Post 955060)
I agree. I actually did something crazy and showed this movie to my parents. They seemed to handle it okay, but I felt kinda bad afterwards.

Just a quick followup.. You mentioned you showed it to your folks. What'd they think of it?

I been reading some reviews of it, they seem pretty polarize, between saying, at the conclusion of the film, it's nihilistic or " one leaves the theatre more enamoured with humanity than ever". I don't take any pleasure watching 'torture' in any form, but as a horror fan, it's not the issue. I'd certainly consider it if it was meaningful, but not if it's ultimately nihilistic.

fortunato 08-15-2013 01:59 PM

Kwaidan: 3
Onibaba: 4
Kuroneko: 3

Three of the finest horror films Japan has ever produced, which is really saying something.

Giganticface 08-15-2013 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sculpt (Post 955063)
Just a quick followup.. You mentioned you showed it to your folks. What'd they think of it?

I been reading some reviews of it, they seem pretty polarize, between saying, at the conclusion of the film, it's nihilistic or " one leaves the theatre more enamoured with humanity than ever". I don't take any pleasure watching 'torture' in any form, but as a horror fan, it's not the issue. I'd certainly consider it if it was meaningful, but not if it's ultimately nihilistic.

I assume you're asking about Inside because that's the one I showed my parents. However, it sounds like you're describing Martyrs.

So... Inside...

My parents didn't have a lot of words to say afterwards. My dad tried to make a joke, but neither parent was particularly chatty, which leads me to believe they just wanted to move on and forget about it.

Based on your comment about torture, I'm not sure that you'd like this film. It doesn't actually really have any torture in it, but let's just say that the level of physical and psychological stress that the main character endures is way up there. The movie most certainly has meaning, but that depends on the individual's interpretation. One conclusion that can be drawn is somewhere near the the opposite of nihilism, as long as you can either empathize with the antagonist, or draw broader conclusions from her actions. Her value of life is so overwhelming that she is willing to destroy anyone in her path. I don't want to say any more than that though.

If... you're asking about Martyrs...

Martyrs, I imagine would be even more polarizing. Inside, is essentially a slasher, but one that bastardizes the formula (as the French are currently doing). Martyrs, on the other hand, takes elements from a variety of horror subgenres, but the end result is a whole new beast. IMO there's not another movie like it. This one does include torture, and a lazy analysis would be to dismiss it because of that. Also, unlike, say, Saw, where perhaps some of the fun is watching the various ways people get trapped and killed, there's no pleasure whatsoever to be had in the torturous scenes in Martyrs. Instead, it's an exhausting experience for the viewer. The theme explored is whether or not one can experience a level of pain beyond what you could possibly imagine, to the point where the only means of existence is to embrace the pain and rise to a new level of existence. Forcing the viewer to endure this is essentially a parallel experiment on the viewer. I won't spoil the ending, but it's intentionally vague, and a variety of conclusions could be drawn from it. This, and the difficult subject matter and imagery are sure to result in some pretty polarizing opinions. Based on your comment about torture though, I would not recommend watching it.

Sculpt 08-15-2013 03:22 PM

Got ya. Ya, I was talking about Maryrs. Sorry, I misread the post. I see your folks saw Inside. But I was curious about both, so I'm glad you elaborated. I certainly find purpose in trials, and definitely in suffering, so I must check out Martyrs. Thanks!

Sculpt 08-15-2013 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fortunato (Post 955064)
Kwaidan: 3
Onibaba: 4
Kuroneko: 3

Three of the finest horror films Japan has ever produced, which is really saying something.

Fortunato comes through! I've only saw some of one, heard of Kwaidan, but not Kuroneko. You think Kwaidan and Kuroneko are good films?

_____V_____ 08-17-2013 09:32 PM

Anyone else?

Kandarian Demon 08-18-2013 07:29 AM

Haven't seen any of them.

Straker 08-18-2013 08:57 AM

Kwaidan: 4
Onibaba: 4
Kuroneko: 3

What a great round and what a shame so many of you have missed out on these classics.

_____V_____ 08-18-2013 10:57 AM

Scare-O-Meter scores (out of 5)

Kwaidan (based on 3 ratings) - 3.3
Onibaba (based on 4 ratings) - 3.5
Kuroneko - Insufficient Data

More horror fans need to see these extremely underrated Japanese classics of the genre. They helped change and evolve the modern horror film to a very large extent, IMO.

All 3 duly merged into the opening post.

_____V_____ 08-18-2013 11:09 AM


MichaelMyers 08-18-2013 11:11 AM

Silence of the Lambs - 4.56

Misery- 3.81

Seven - 1.02

Kandarian Demon 08-18-2013 11:27 AM

Silence of the Lambs - 1

Misery - 3

Seven - 1

The Villain 08-18-2013 11:41 AM

Silence Of The Lambs - 4

Misery - 3

Seven - 2

Sculpt 08-18-2013 11:57 AM

Silence of the Lambs - 2

Misery - 2

Seven - 2

Giganticface 08-19-2013 12:47 AM

Silence of the Lambs - 2

Misery - 3

Seven - 2

hammerfan 08-19-2013 05:05 AM

Silence of the Lambs - 4
Misery - 3 (scenes were more uncomfortable than scary)
Seven - 3 (same as above)

Kandarian Demon 08-19-2013 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by hammerfan (Post 955310)
Misery - 3 (scenes were more uncomfortable than scary)

Yeah... I almost felt the pain myself in a certain famous scene... ouch!!

realdealblues 08-19-2013 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by hammerfan (Post 955310)
Silence of the Lambs - 4
Misery - 3 (scenes were more uncomfortable than scary)
Seven - 3 (same as above)

Yeah, Misery was more uncomfortable & frustrating than scary. It's like watching Deliverance.

Silence Of The Lambs - 3
Misery - 3
Seven - 3

knife_fight 08-20-2013 01:08 PM

Silence of the Lambs: 3
Misery: 2
Seven: 2

_____V_____ 08-20-2013 11:06 PM

Scare-O-Meter scores (out of 5)

The Silence of the Lambs (based on 8 ratings) - 2.9
Misery (based on 8 ratings) - 2.8
Seven (based on 8 ratings) - 2.0

Silence of the Lambs tops the 90s trio in the scare factor department. Misery does well too but Se7en disappoints, despite it's extremely nerve-jangling ending.

All 3 films are added to opening post.

_____V_____ 08-20-2013 11:19 PM


The Villain 08-21-2013 03:13 AM

Carrie - 2

Haven't seen the others

hammerfan 08-21-2013 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Villain (Post 955438)
Carrie - 2

Haven't seen the others

Same answer for me.

metternich1815 08-21-2013 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by The Villain (Post 955438)
Carrie - 2

Haven't seen the others

Same here.

Straker 08-21-2013 09:04 AM

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things: 2 (Much better than you might imagine.)

The Devils: 3 (Tough viewing, but you guys should give it a watch, amazing movie).

Carrie: 3

realdealblues 08-21-2013 12:26 PM

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things: 2
The Devils: 2 (most every Ken Russell film is worth seeing)
Carrie: 3

Giganticface 08-21-2013 12:50 PM

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things: Haven't seen, but that's an awesome title.

The Devils: 4
Carrie: 3


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