You mean sexually?

...Not to take this off your topic but..I've been asked to write a review for a Swedish/American underground horror magazine..


I'm scared. I dunno how to write. I talk about films like you and I are sitting in a living room just....talking.


::shocked::

::embarrassment::

Lol... I've outgrown any interest in that activity.

I can't picture you scared of anything!

You'll do a great job!

First thing is to read the last 4-5 reviews that have already been published in their magazine. You'll get an idea of what they like in their zine (such as hyping the film, insider winks or something more critical, fanbased casual reviews or something more formal). And you take note of the format: if & where you list the production co, director, actors, etc.

Of course they'll tell you what they want: which film, how many words, what digital format to submit (.pdf, .txt). They may even want you to talk about specific things.

Start early, use a word processor (MS Word), spell check, thesaurus, have a few people proof read it, be ready to rewrite a few times.

If you want to bounce some ideas off me, and/or proof read it, I'll be happy to help.

It might help to record yourself speaking. If I am trying to write a review or a script or anything like that, I begin by recording myself saying what I want to write as if I am reading it out or announcing it (or just saying it to somone sat in the living room ::smile::) because I find it much easier to say it than to write it.

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Got my ass kicked by an orkish horde in warhammer 40k.

I know I like extreme horror films but I am very shy and quiet..and how do I critique someones dream?? : )


Thanks! so kind of you! I'd love it. In return I'll give you the link to the film. It's only 30 mins long.



Thank you. what a fabulous idea! I have some notes scribbled. I rewatched it today..yeah I dig it.: )


Thanks for all the kind words. ::love::

That'd be an awesome idea to uber for someone wearing a Michael Myers mask ::devil::

::big grin::

Ya, I like it. Add a little performance art to the ride.

I know what you mean about their art, but artists need feedback. We/they already know there will be some enjoyment, praise, analyses, constructive criticism and dead rejection. With your vast film viewing experience you can give plenty of the first four.I do some quarterly proof reading at work. Don't hesitate to ask. I think it's interesting. I'll watch my PMs.

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JOIN US!!!!

Back in the cellar you!

Time fer breakfast...

I think I'm going to make a short film.

Post it here when you do!

Unfriended 2.

No?

You got a better idea?

It's not difficult to come up with a better concept than slasher movie on computers.

I'm waiting...

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Photographic proof of ghosts
 

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...4b&oe=57EC1E9F

http://www.wusa9.com/opinion/do-you-...host/273394072

Sp00ky ::roll eyes::

Thx for the post, MM. If ya zoom in close, it seems less impressive. We see a group of leaves is the "head", quite separate from the unusual light botch, which doesn't seem to have any features.

I want to believe.

::big grin::

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For many obvious reasons.
Woohoo lets party!

Let's get wrecked!!

A couple of the cast members from this film are going to be at Monster Mania in August!

These horror films coming out the rest of the year are gonna be huge. They're gonna win so big.

From the 1985 Return of the Living Dead ?....The good old daze....

Yep. Linnea Quigley and the guy that played Freddie

Very happy it's Friday! ::smile::

Going to see Lights Out tonight. Going to Honeygrow for dinner first. Can't wait!

Have a spooktacular time! ::cool::