These insults are bloody hysterical btw!!! :p

the only part your gums can suck on with ease








i went clothes shopping yesterday.

with your five-finger discount?







i stayed up all night last night.

cos the fur on your back was itchy..







I want a bar of chocolate right now :o

To match the 6 bars you ate a few hours ago!! :D





I want a bar of chocolate right now (cos you bloody well mentioned the *C* word!) !!!!!!!!

Produced from your ass...



I am an awesome friend

LOL - yes, it puts a whole new slant on melted marsbars!!



Well, with a friend like you who needs.......... gah! you know the rest!!



I know how to spell definitely :P

So does Microsoft, Webster, Dictionary.com...etc...your point?



I have green eyes

Copy cat :p







I have a ghecko tattooed on my arm

its an exact likeness of the one shoved up ure ass





em drinking vanilla milkshake right now

Yeah, you *think* it's vanilla milkshake!!!!!!!!! :eek:






I was the tallest person in my class at age 10.

Of course you'd be...being held back in school year after year will present such issues.




I am, in general, awesome

you spelt criminally insane wrong...








i want to be a pilot.

You are *away with the faeries* - thats enough, surely ?? :p








I've got freckles on my nose!

is that what they call acne these days ?:D







i wish i was taller

It's your hunched back hunny, dont worry 'bout it! :D






I wish I wasnt addicted to hdc!!

But it's the only place that will accept you





I want to see the world

and people in hell want ice water.









when i go to college i'm going to study astronomy.

Jeez! You think you are a STAR already - get a grip!! :p






I wanted to be an air hostess (flight attendant) when I grew up!