Buffy The Vampire Slayer -- 5/10

Down on the Count -- 7/10

Filthy Rears -- 5/10

Slither -- 10/10; Its anniversary is tomorrow.

Cody's Dreams -- 5.5/10; The short that spawned the upcoming "Before I Wake", but without the obnoxious CGI butterflies.

I watched Insidious Chapter 2 today to refresh my tired brain before immersing myself in everything related to the next Chapter. wWe should have very high hopes for something special from the writer/director Whannel.

I didn't find that one scary. I wanted to like it so bad too.

Jake is a great actor and know s how to take his special creepiness to the next level. I would also give it an 8.

"Dead Rising: Watchtower" 7/10

A nice homage to the games weapon wise, but I would've liked it to be much more "Evil Dead 2"-crazy (like the beginning. And the Frank West character) and prefered a story that took place in a giant mall.

Still a pretty good zombie flick with a budget.





"Get Hard" 6/10

The whole movie was like the first half of "Big Stan". A rich guy hires someone to teach him how to survive jail, all leading up to nothing. Will Ferrell had his moments but Kevin Hart just isn't funny.

Let Us Prey, 2014. 8/10

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7/10

Extraterrestrial. 3/10. Cliche line after cliche line given at cliche moments. Annoying characters. Pass on this.

Dead Silence -- 9.5/10

Taking It to Her Hole -- 8/10

Daddy Made Me Drip -- 6/10

Dead Rising: Watchtower

8/10

Loved it!! The damn clown with the axe....::danger::

Spring (2014)
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Really satisfying indie horror. Romance-on-horror; along the lines of Let the Right One In, but a little sweeter and more playful. Bizarro love(craft) story. Solid recommendation.

Nightlight -- 0.5/10; More found-footage garbage.

Dead Silence was/is great. It's no wonder because Whannel was involved in its creation. I haven't seen the other two, but they sound like porn titles.
I watched this one today and didn't care for it much. I'd give it a mid grade.

World War Z -- 6/10; Overrated. Hopefully the sequel will sport some decent makeup.

One Finger, Two Fingers, Three Fingers, Four -- 8/10; Should've went for five.

The Barber, 2014. 6/10

Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief

7/10. Not exactly anything new about Scientology, but interesting.

blue valentine 7/10 depressing but good

Watched the youtube trailer. It sounds interesting because of the trailer and a some comments on youtube how the trailer misrepresents the relationship. Ty for posting.

Today I watched Insidious Ch 2.

What did you think of it?

The Guardian -- 3/10

The Blob -- 9/10

Your Mom on My Meathook -- 9/10

The Secret in Their Eyes (2009)

Life After Beth (2014)

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>>: B

Mockingbird (2014)

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>>: C-

Preservation

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>>: C

Let us Prey (2014)

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>>: C+

Cannibal (2006)

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Inspired by the true story of Armin Meiwes who killed and ate a man whom he met on the Internet.
Very slow bun but utterly disgusting & disturbing. In comparison, A Serbian Film (2010) was even much easier film to watch!

>>: D

Septic Man (2013)

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>>: C-

Styria (2014)

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>>: D

Thanks for the rec, J. Hope to see it soon.

Candyman 2 -- 5/10

The new Goosebumps promo mini doc. -- 9.5/10; Yep, Old Man Stine (the real Stine) is gonna be hilarious, almost as hilarious as this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-WFlYGwk3U

Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge (1991).
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Great "prequel" set in WWII. Quite gruesome and a nice backstory of how the puppets became who they are. 7/10.

Snowtown. 9/10

Rarely interested in serial killers. Wasn't particularly interested in this one. I had forgotten why I put it on my list. Anyway, amazing acting. Well shot. No 'pretty' hollywood people. The way the film was organized, unless you know what its about beforehand, is a bit confusing, but in a good way. You begin to put things together, and I also remembered what the film was based on half way through. Really well done. Particularly because its not a horror or torture porn film. 9/10

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" A Million Ways To Die In The West" (2014)
-Seth McFarland
Plot: IMDB
As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Phantom's Review: Crude, foul mouthed and very R rated. It's not a bad movie, it has a couple of very funny moments but almost all of the jokes deal with sex, and bowel movements and that gets old after awhile. My one bit of praise for the film is, it's beautifully filmed. I don't know if director Seth McFarland is a western fan or he went out and watched all of John Ford's movies, but either way he got the look of the film right.

Really unfortunate to see all these cool-looking art house films get mediocre scores from the roshiq. Makes me wonder if there are any good smaller-budget horror films out nowadays.

Today I watched Burn.

The Road Preputial -- 6.5/10; This could've been something special had the acting matched the direction.

Candyman 3 -- 2/10; What a waste of time.

Today I also watched Spring.

Welp aka Cub (2014)

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Though the ending was bit ambiguous but this is a decent slasher from Belgium. The truck crashing the tent with bunch of kids inside was unexpected & freaking awesome!::devil::

>>: B

hehehe...actually I haven't seen a lot lately but trying to catching up the recent releases whenever I got some time for a movie. Looking forward to see Spring & Wyrmwood...heard good things about them and also eagerly waiting for a VOD or torrent release for IT FOLLOWS!

I was laughing my as off. ::devil::

Halloween H20...Great movie.

Cinderella (2015)

I'll be honest; I love the original CInderella. It's one of my favorite Disney movies, so I was a little apprehensive of seeing a live-action remake after seeing what they did to Maleficent. From someone who loves the original story so much, they did an excellent job updating it. The new Cinderella is a fresh and witty remake on a classic movie that doesn't try to make any subversive twists or attempt to be some fantasy action flick. The story itself is largely the same, although with a little more emphasis on the stepmother and stepsisters, which makes this movie a very traditional fairy tale while still adding a new layer to the story. There's a lot to like in the new Cinderella, especially if you know and love the original.

8/10

Who got hold of horrorcux's laptop

horrorcrux did

Cosmopolis. 4/10. Cronenberg is amazing, but this film was not. Its inspired by/based on a book. Which I could tell in the sense that the dialogue is interesting, but its too disjointed as presented in the movie. The characters not really characters at all, just meat with a voice. I definitely want to read the book now, but the movie...I could not finish.

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4/10



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