What is it with you gals???

My lady is 26. I am 35. SHe can hardly keep up. She goes to bed at like 9pm. What the fook is up with that.

Time to trade her in on a newer model or 2 maybe 3:D

LOL!!!
I'm mostly joking...but there are definately some days when 23 feels like 85 to me ;)

My BF is 30, and so far I'm keeping up with the old man just fine:p ;) SO FAR....come Sunday when the 2-4 hits....anything could happen:p

I'm 22, and I pass out at 7pm a LOT. Either that, or stay up all night.

WTF :confused: Old man at 30???????? I could have kids his age!!!! :(

Okay I have been absent for awhile now. sorry. I am kind of pissed at the moment because I am waiting on a phone call but god damn it she hasnt called. WTF?????????????????????? I think she is asleep though

LMAO! Awww, I'm only joking...I mean, he really is 30 ;) But he's far from an old man...he's young and luscious ;):p Or is it middle-aged and luscious? It doesn't really matter ;)

LMAO@ middle-aged and luscious...;) :p

LOL...it's usually him that makes comments about his age, not me:D I thought he was going to sink into a deep depression when he turned 30 last year.
I've always liked older men, so I have no problem with it. :p RAAAAWWWWWR;)

I still got one more year to go....then I'll be middle-aged and luscious.....LMAO!!!:D

Exactly!
He's about to go downhill to old geezer land though...he's turning 31 in November....YIKES!:eek: ;) :p

Whoa...Yeah, he's going down fast....poor guy... :( LMAO!

Seriously! Well, at least I won't have a problem picking out a gift for him....or maybe I will...there are alot of styles in wheelchairs now-a-days...
I suppose I could just get him a cane...or a walker? :p

LMFAO!! Ya know, it's bout time to get some Depends for him....:D

WHOA....wheelchairs/walkers/canes are one thing...but Depends are a whole other story...I'm saving those for his 35th;)

BTW...we have to stop jacking this thread...:D

LMAO!!!

Yeah...ok...:D

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Okay this is one of those posts I am FUCKING PISSED. I am sexually frustrated and I damn it I am pissed at women at the moment. So I went on a date lastnight and for about 2 weeks this woman has done nothing BUT turn me on and we meet up a couple times well lastnight she and I were finally alone and well she and I started to make out and then she started to rub herself on my thigh and for crying out loud she stopped..WTF?????????????????????? Why do women do this. I am a woman and for crying out loud I dont fucking tease. This is just fucking mean as hell. Okay I know she has this rule about not having sex with anyone until she is actually with them meaning in a monogamous relationship. But damn it this was messed up. I am not use to this considering I am not use to a woman teasing me. I swear I am just so fucking pissed....

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Hmm....maybe she usually DOES wait to be in a monogamous relationship...but you're turning her on like all hell, and so she wants to give in...but then she feels guilty so she's fighting it...maybe you should just talk to her about it...tell her you feel like she's sending you mixed signals or something...

Other than that, my advice to you is one word: BOB
Or in your case....BOG? ;) lol:p

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Yeah I know I turn her on because I could definately tell but for crying out loud dont do stuff like that and stop.. LOL Just you would have been present LOL anyways yeah she does wait for a relationship and to be honest I would like to be with her but we`ll see. Just damn it I am frustrated... I guess..

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I would seriously just tell her you're confused b/c she says one thing, but acts another way...and explain to her that you're really into her, etc...but you don't want to keep feeling this way...then YOU should back off a bit...once you back off, I bet she'll be all over it...LMAO! I know that sounds bad, but it's usually the way it works...trust me, I'm not one for playing games or anything...but let her see how it feels to WANT;) :p

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I know what you mean. I decided tonight I am not going to call her or even bother because apparentely she likes that which if fucked up. I just think it is fucked up that she has said all this shit and then there is nothing I guess. I dunno. So I will update ya`ll I am heading to bed now.

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Definately keep us updated :)

Have a good night.

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Okay nevermind I cant go to bed now, I am going to post to some stuff :-D But damn it I need to go to bed

LOL...Well, as everyone here already knows I'm 36 and Dustin is 21.....But...There's no way in HELL that he can keep up with me....He's asleep right now :rolleyes:....I still wouldn't trade him in though :)


@ Ritualistic...I'd never just tease you and stop...Once I get started, I mean BUSINESS, Baby :D

21 huh? You go girl!

I'm almost 35 and my husband is 40,yet we don't look,act or feel our age.People always think we look 10 years younger.....or maybe they are just being kind to the delusional old farts:(

Bloodrayne is never a tease HORNS UP to ya baby.. !!!

I am pissed at this moment because it is friday night, I dont have to work and I have absolutely nothing to do.

Watch a scary movie while drinking alcohol that's what I'm doing.:D

That becomes old after awhile.

I am pissed becuse my house is prob gonna be flooded by tomorrow:mad: F---ing hurricanes

...I'd be pissed too...

hmm...guess I'm the only person who likes having nothing to do.

...Yeah, It is nice, isn't it...:D

Wouldn't know, don't get to do it that often.

I`m not pissed but I thought I would throw this back up at the top. see I can do that LOL

LMAO!! Oh the power!!! ;) :D

Oh yes indeed :-D

:eek: :D

My back hurts so bad I want to cry.
I want to go grab that asshole chiropractor and scream at him"THE STRETCHING EXERCISES DOESN'T WORK YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER"

Pain makes me cranky.

guess acupuncture is out of the question then

hamster on your back





when we couldn't get a girl to walk on your back to work the cricks out, we would put a hamster on your back and have him walk on your back. it doesn't work as good but it works a little

This is an injury that the only thing that will fix it is,strenghtening the muscles around the bottom of my spine,and I have to do special stretching and crunches.
But there are some days it hurts to do them.
If I got out of the house this morning and went to the gym,I would be fine-so actually it's my fault,but I like blaming someone else better:D